- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cock was on the other side.

what is red and can grow hair water i lied about it growing hair and that it is red

Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

A Jew, Muslim and Mexican all die of cancer

Whats worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two busses.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay boys house. Knock knock! whose there? The chicken!!

How do you make etheopians rave ? glue bread to the roof

How do you catch a green elephant? you paint it red and use a Red Elephant Trap

Why did the officer arrest the black man? Because he suspected him of littering. ...and because he was black.

What did Susie do when the music was too loud Nothing

How do you make an onion cry? Onions are incapable of crying

What is the opposite of Obama? Mitt Romney because he his white and a republican so all is good with him.

Jerry Sandusky walks into an Under 21

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

What did the man say to the prostitute? Can I pay you to come with me to a cheap motel and partake in sexual intercourse with me?

Your mother is so fat she has to have her clothing specially ordered, this brought her to a massive credit card bill and made your entire family bankrupt.

Why did the man put his money in the freezer? hes retarded.

Why did the kid jump? He didn't.

Why can't Scrillex fish? Because He is too busy to practice fishing.

Obama stumbles upon a KKK meeting. All the klansmen shake his hand and respect him because he is the President.

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