- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did Helen Keller burn the side of her face? She didn't use enough sunscreen.

ever tried african food? they neither

Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no reason. Chickens don't have the thinking skills to reason.

What do you do when you see a half-dead black man on the floor? Call an ambulance before he bleeds out causing sepsis.

How many chickens does it take to screw in a light bulb none, because chickens do not have opposable thumbs,therefore prevents them from preforming such a remedial task.

Did you know that there is a species of rodent capable of jumping higher than an average three-story building? This is due to its muscular hind legs and the fact that the average three-story building cannot jump.

So there's this big ass bronco right? It goes to a store and it asks Ben Roethlisberger "Do you know where I can find some girls to rape?" Ben Roethlsiberger says "In aisle 5" so the moose goes down to aisle 5 but there aint no girls!

Why did the boy get hit by a bus? Because he was standing in front of the bus.

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

Micheal Jackson walks into a bar

united we sit, cause we're fat

Why did Suzie die? She ate too many fried twinkies.

Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

How do you wake up lady gaga? Poke 'er face.

You can pick your nose, and you can pick your friends nose. But you can't rob a bank. That's a felony.

What is the name of Helin Keller's street, state and pet Street: Mahhehb State: Hahgre Pet: habdsa

roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

How many people does it take to paint an elementary school red? 27.

Roses are red, violets are blue, my life didn't start, until I met you! :) Megan _____

jess always squints her eyes when making a point

Do you believe in love at first site? Or should I walk by again?

What do you call a midget mixed with a T. rex? Dinosaurs are dead and this is a highly un probable situation. Therefore, I do not know.

What do you get when you cross a moose with a crépe? A moose with a crépe up his nose. -ilikecrepes97

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