Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy, But I have a gun, So get in the van

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yo mama has one big titty and one small titty and the call the bitch paul

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You are so ugly that for Halloween you had to trick or treat by phone.

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Why is the sky blue? Time to get a watch.

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A man is wrongfully convicted of murder and sent to prison. After a lengthy appeals process the guilty verdict is overturned and he walks away a free man.

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Why did the man commit suicide? He was depressed.

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why did suzy get hit by the bus because she got dumped into the road and she had no legs

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Knock knock.. Who's there? Breaking. Breaking who? Im breaking up with you.

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Knock Knock Whos There? I'p I'p who? HAHAHAHA

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A man walks into a bar and sees another man crying at the other end he asked what's wrong the man replies well its a long story I have time replyed the other man ok well me and my wife are always arguing. So I divided to go to the library after hours of reading I see a book about history and as im reading it its time to go home and when I was going to check it out I forgot my library card I get home and me and my wife make up and have a baby thats not bad at all said the other man yea you've never lost ur library card

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why does clive keep getting crunk? because no girl satisfies him as much as geros

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Ask me if I'm a tree? Are you a tree? No.

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knock knock whos there I AM YOUR MOTHER!!!!

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What did the woman say to the dog? Stop shitting on my carpet your dickhole

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How do you confuse a blonde? To get to the other side

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why did bob marley die because he did also he smoked weed he was naughty!

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Why does the girl get humped by a pig? Because she has sexual needs and no other more attractive animal, including an human wants to hump her.

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Knock knock! Who's there? IT DOESN'T MATTER, YOU'RE NOT COMING TO MY HOUSE!!!! *closes door*

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My wife's star sign was Cancer and its quite ironic how she died really... She was attacked by a giant crab.

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How many people with Alzheimer's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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How do you know what to order at a Creole restaurant? Ask the waiter, they are usually familiar enough with the menu to make an educated recommendation.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga in the morning You poke her face

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Sickman Fraud, cocaine snorting alshole... "Oh yeah mommy I love raping you so much... What where are you? This cocaine is really bad quality man! The effect was so short..." Your friendly r*pist neighborhood Moral Man: "Because since when do you really need cocaine... ...In order to rape your mother?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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