A man walks into a house, and the next day was taken to the hospital for a minor concussion and a possible vision deficiency.

wh did a man all of his bike? It was a wet and slippery day, he had a lack of control and concentration

What do u get when you mix a young asian woman and a black man? Tiger Woods

Roses are Dead, Voilets are, too Now shut up and say nothing Because we're watching you

Guy 1: Where's your dog Guy 2: I Dunno Guy 1: I ate it

When life gives you lemons, you go to a therapist and seek help because your dementia has progressed to the point that you are seeing and feeling illusions.

Old Macdonald had dyslexia IE IE O

I had a chocolate chip cookie today, thats it, just a chocolate chip cookie.

Q: Why is eminem such a good rapper? A: well if you want to know its becuase he had a bad childhood experience and and needed some money so he put hard work and dedication into rapping.

An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

Why did dave not hug his wife? becuase he said she looked horrifying from the war in iraq.

why couldnt the african child eat enough food? he didnt have a mouth.

Q. What goes 100 mph and is green? A. A frog in a blender

a Gay Man Walks Into A Bar And See's its Only Women In There, He Screams And Leaves

As I sat waiting for the doctor to return with my final prognosis, I began contemplating my own mortality. Looking inside myself, one question continued to haunt me: “What’s the X-ray technician going to do when he walks in and sees me messing with the equipment?”

How do you learn how to drive? You get in the driver seat

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

what has two lags and red all over? :a cat in a chinies restrunt...

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong WALKS on the moon. Michael Jackson rapes little boys

Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

Ok so 3 guys walk into a bar... the fourth one ran.

what did the blond say to his mother?? Nothing. He is deaf and has to use sign language.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

What do you call a black man who lands on the moon? An astronaut...f*cking racist.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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