- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats better then free candy from a guy in a van? Trying to find his lost puppy so his kids don't cry.

Why did Johnathan drop his popsicle? He was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Johnathan

Jon walked into a bar. Ouch.

dad said he had to drop the kids off at the pool what does that mean mom? honey it means dad has to take a shit beacuase shit looks like retarded black kids with down sydrome

What did one pig say to the other pig while sitting in the bathtub? No thanks I already have a typewriter.

What do you call your female dog? Your bitch

whats shaped like a tree. A tree.

What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

What blew the baby's mind? Daddy's knuckles.

When's the best time to kill a black man? Never. Committing murder is a felony and constitutes as highly immoral.

What did the Black women tell her Asian boyfriend in bed Nothing because they don't talk when they are sleeping

Why didn't the baby come to daycare? Because his mother got killed by spongebob

Why is an Orange, Orange??? Because its not blue!

How do you fit 500 babies into a phone booth? With a blender. How do you get them out? Nachos (make a dipping and snacking motion).

A woman woke up next to her husband that was already awake. She said "F*** you" and walked out of the house. On the other side of the world, a horse is giving birth to a chihuahua.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Being caught by the store manager, arrested, convicted, and thrown into jail for petty theft and then getting ass-raped for the next 3 months all because you wanted to check an apple without paying for it.

why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophob? a blowjob

A man and a six year old boy are walking along a path through the woods on a moonless night. "Gee mister, I'm scared!" says the boy. "You're scared?" says the man. "I have to walk back alone!"

How do you make etheopians rave ? glue bread to the roof

Knock Knock Who's there? Yes.

what do u call a black guy who sells drugs a pharmacist

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