- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches

how did the bus fall outa the tree it got hit by a hellicopter how did the boy fall outa the tree he was attached to the bus how did the chicken fall outa the tree it fell off the branch

What happens if you accidentally say your best-male friend's name instead of your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, they're both named Adam.

The word "Walter" is never funny.

Q:Why did the dwarf shout abuse at the bus driver? A: He had anger issues, and the price of the ticket was quite unreasonable.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Jews

Why couldn't Jack join the football team? Jack has down syndrome

A: knock knock B: who's there A:come in B:come in who?

I went to church.. i didn't get raped. I went to school... I didn't get raped. I went into a back alley... I didn't get raped. I went home... I didn't get raped. Today was better than yesterday...

Q: why did the dad drop his baby? A: she was slippery.

Interviewer: Are you currently a smoker? Applicant: Are you implying that I look like a chimney?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am Jack Bauer, Where is the nuke?

What did the apple say to the pear? ...Nothing they can't talk...

Are tomatoes more scary than onions? No. They are not more scary than onions.

What's similar about a black person and a white person? They're both black, apart from the white person

George W. Bush

To mama so old, she might die soon.

What did the little boy say to Micheal Jackson? Shouldn't you be dead?

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being chased by other cannibal chickens.

jasper walks into a bar, he sees an elephant and can't believe his eyes. he says "HORGWARSH!"

Crime in a hen house. All hens killed. Police found the suspected fox quickly and asked him if he have done it. No - he said. But it was him.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Now that we got our colors straight. Hey, how ya doin?

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