- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a boy with one arm one leg and an eye patch? Names

Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning. This is also known as sunburn.

A priest and a rabbi attempt to take a whale to a bar. But due to the enormous size and the need for water, the whale couldnt come.

What is long, hard, and full of seamen? a school bus, if you consider children to be seamen

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not yours.

What is black and white and red all over? A dalmation that was hacked to death with a machete.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

What's the difference between Marvin Gay and George Straight. They are two different people

What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay for it, eat it and then proceed on disposing the packaging of the klondike bar

Whats worse than a creep? ..... Paul sweeney!

How do you get a bent nail out of a board? You carefully pry it out with the back of the hammer.

Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

The only time when white and black are together When I've just taken a shit! ?ttis

What is the difference between a calendar and you? A calendar has dates!!

Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it tastes good.

What happened to the baby in the microwave. I don't know I was too busy masturbating off to it in my clown suit

What did the truck driver get when he ran over my cat? A pave low.

How did the boy fall off his bike? A fridge was thrown off him

Why was the 18 year boy afraid of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

I have a joke Who is better, Kobe or Lebron? Kobe. But I lied, that wasn't a joke.

Q. Where's your nan???? A. In my closet

Anti pick up line: Boy: If I could re arrange the letters I would put U and I together. Girl: Oh really because if I could rearrange the letters I would put F and U together By Adam Chebali

Wanna hear a dirty joke? The pig rolled in the mud!

What is yellow and white and goes 150 miles down a railroad track? a duck.

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