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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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took my chevy to the levy but the levy was dry

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? It's socially acceptable to sit on a bench.

What did the boy with cancer get for his birthday? Roses on his tombstone.

Your mom is so fat, when she farts, I can use her underwear as a hot air balloon

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

Salt: "Hi there!" Slug: "AAÀAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHH!!!" dies

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer.

What does greg and Ian have in common?

Why didn't the plane crash... because of the wight male piloting it

How did Helen Keller's parents discipline her? Hopefully not too sternly. There's not much trouble a blind and deaf girl can get into, one would imagine.

A chicken crossed the road. It was run over before reaching the other side. by fast asleep

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She's a woman

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike

what do you get when you cross a jellyfish, a jar, and a brown crayon? i dont know, im not into genetics, and jars dont have genes.

What is the opposite of Obama? Mitt Romney because he his white and a republican so all is good with him.

Q: What did the psychopath dream about? A: An insane chimpanzee kicking his head off, or maybe something normal

How do you kill Lady Gaga? There is no point in trying, she is too heavily guarded.

Why did the hobo break both of his arms? He didn't like them.

"Why did Suzie fall off the swing?" "She had no arms." "What did Suzie get for Christmas?" "Cancer." "What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a tub of dead babies?" "I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage." "What did Suzie get for Christmas from me?" "My tub of dead babies."

What does a Twihard, a Brony, a Belieber and a Gleek all have in common? They all ruin the Internet.

Why did the prince kiss his beloved just before going into battle? Intermission.

Why is the man's nose bleeding? Because I punched him in the nose. He looked at me funny.

What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

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