- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did blonde drown? As a child a child she never learned to swim since she did not enjoy swimming.

What do you say to somebody that wont shut up Shut up!!!!

Q: Whats Brown and sticky A: an eagle except for the brown and sticky part

Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

Why couldn't the Egyptian pharaoh solve the Rubik's Cube? He didn't know how.

what's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? when you slap a mosquito it stops sucking:)

what did hitler say when the allies invaded germany i did NAZI that coming

Your mama is so black, she contributes regularly to the NAACP and the United Negro College Fund. Her donations and volunteer work help greatly.

What do you call a murderer who killed a black man. kkk

Why was the girl crying? She prolapsed.

knock knock who's there jehovas witness... ...I allow them into my house for a cup of tea and a chat as I respect their religion

why did the child kill his mother because the child gave his mom AIDS

Why did the black man go to jail? Because he committed a criminal offense.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

The Princess is in another castle

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why don't you ask the chicken. I am sorry but I as a human being am totally incapable of understanding and communicating with chickens.

Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

Every time I walk across the street I do the Hitler march and raise my arm straight out to salute him, if I feel like holding up traffic, I take smaller steps

Why did the cow hail a taxi? Because cows can't drive.

Everytime God shuts a door, he opens a window... ...But I am the Goddamn locksmith!

An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

Fat? Jesse Z

If a chicken and a half lays an egg and half in a half of a day how long does it take a monkey with a peg leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?

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