- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a cow and some dirt? They're the same except for almost everything

i know the best knock knock joke! you start! other person: knock knock me: whos there ........

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know ask a second grader.

What is green, walks on four legs, and is capable of the strongest bite in the world? An alligator.

The awkward moment when you find your wife on the online dating site you are on.

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What's black and white and red all over? A dead Zebra

How many Anne Franks does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, cause she's dead.

What did the rat say to the dog? Nothing, he is a rat and therefore incapable of speech.

Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

What is a hammer? It's not a screwdriver

Why did Emily sit in a lonely corner? Because she just wanted to okay!

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

What's brown and furry on the outside, soft moist and tastes good on the inside, begins with "C" and ends with "T", and has a "U" and an "N" in it? A coconut.

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

How do you kill a Jewish person? Like any other person, they are like any other person of any race and religion.

What did the bank clerk say to the robber when he demanded all the money in the drawer? "Okay."

binladin walks into the american seals

I Couldn't afford a hair cut... so i purpposely contracted HIV

What do grass and deer have in common? They're both green I lied about the deer

Q: What's so funny about medical records? A: You're not the one dying.

What do you call a panda without a head? Dead.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? "Get in the car Robin."

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was among thousands of men who were also from Nantucket.

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