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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats better than 7 babies tied to 1 tree 1 baby tied to 7 trees

What is the difference between a blond and a mummy? A blond has a brain.

A blonde walks into an electronics store. She asks an assistant, "Can I buy that TV"? He says, "Sure, no problem." She then walks out of the store, happy with the purchase that she made.

Q: What did the serail rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

Three Jew begin to walk down the street, they then pursue walking and purchase many goodies from vendors.

What did the platypus do whenever he walked into the bar? Nothing. It's a platypus, they don't do much.

What's red and every where? A bloody soldier who just stepped on mine.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know ask a second grader.

Why did Emily sit in a lonely corner? Because she just wanted to okay!

i know the best knock knock joke! you start! other person: knock knock me: whos there ........

How many Anne Franks does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, cause she's dead.

What is a hammer? It's not a screwdriver

Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

The awkward moment when you find your wife on the online dating site you are on.

What's black and white and red all over? A dead Zebra

What is green, walks on four legs, and is capable of the strongest bite in the world? An alligator.

What did the rat say to the dog? Nothing, he is a rat and therefore incapable of speech.

Q: What's so funny about medical records? A: You're not the one dying.

There's my tractor.

What do grass and deer have in common? They're both green I lied about the deer

binladin walks into the american seals

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was among thousands of men who were also from Nantucket.

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