- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'm a blonde... rejected from Kaplan.

Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

Hey, I just met you And this is scabies So I'm prescribing you some permethrin.

Why couldn't Stephen Hawking run a marathon? He was struck by a very serious disease, otherwise known as refrigerator to the face, at the age of 5.

Why did they choose Madonna to perform in the halftime show? Because she might die soon.

Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

Sure, I was not born yesterday, sounds serious, what is it?

What's tall black and has curly hair? A black guy

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? ?? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a police officer.

What is orange and sounds like a parrot? A Carrot.

What is stupid and looks like you? You.

What did a husband do when he came home to find his wife murdering their children? Nothing. There is no excuse for domestic violence.

What do Kurt Cobain and a whale have in common? Both have holes in the back of their heads

Q : Who is the most famous celebrity, Lady Gaga or Justin Bieber? A : Neither, because they are just fads.

A russian gives away vodka.

How do you get a drummer off your doorstep? Ask politely.

Brenda said she found a pill to stop the effects of aging! It was a cyanide pill, Brenda is dead.

Yo mama's so fat when they asked her if she wanted fries with that she said yes

Knock knock Who's there Done Done who? Done with waiting out here, let me in you dick!

Twitter: @TotalJokes: "So it's been 11 years since the planes hit the world trade centre, time really does fly by."

Why do cow say moo? Because you touch yourself at night

A guy walks into a bar and finds a genie. The genie says he'll grant him 3 wishes. He wished for a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. POOF! All 3 wishes were granted to him. The blonde drinks a shot a tequila, the brunette drinks a beer, and the redhead drinks a whiskey. They had a great time.

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