- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the Mexican get across the boarder? He applied for a student visa. He was a promising young scholar who had no trouble being accepted to a prestigious college.

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black guy on a bike? Just because its not very nice.

How do you stop a air plane? You throw small infants into the turbine.

what did Tim get for Valentimes day? nothing, no such day exists. spell check

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what does this mean: qiwiw98373jeu7e nothing significant, just shows the results of a mentaly disable student

Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

knock knock i have diarrhea

A Jewish boy walks up to his father and says: Dad, can I borrow 50 dollars? The dad responds: 40 dollars?!? What are you going to do with 30 dollars?!?

want to hear a yo mama joke sure Your dad

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Phew... it's gone.

What did the litlle boy get for christmas? The toy which he could only dream about. His father got cancer.

What did I say to the joke? What? Correct.

speak now or forever hold your pee

"What the hell is wrong with you?" "..."

Parents who drive with children on their lap should be wrapped with a huge diapper

A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? So nobody finds he's been fucking hens.

Whats the difference between a black guy at the beach, and a black guy at the zoo? One is at the beach, and one is at the zoo.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from ebola

How tall is a tree? Taller than the ground

Why can't you teach drivers ed and sex ed at the same time in Iraq? The camel would get tired.

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