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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green and has wheels? Nope, it's a car.

How do you put a baby to sleep? Snap its neck.

Do you want to hear a joke? No.

What did the man do when he ran out of milk? He went to the store to get some more milk!

Q: Why did the Asian boy pass the math test? A: By studying with dedication to the field.

Why did the black man have a gun in his hand? He was crossing through a dangerous neighborhood and was offering protection to himself and his family.

How many blond girls does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, it is a faily simple task

a blonde girl gets behind the wheel of a car. and drives to her community college for her morning class

yo momma is so stupid she went and got her self checked for mental retardedness and it turns out she happens to be autistic.

I stabbed a person. No seriously, I just stabbed them. There's no punchline. Just Just Stab wounds.

A midget, a nun, and a kangaroo walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

What happened to the plumber payed in gum? His family left him because he was irresponsible with his business

A praying mantis is very graceful

This is a joke about Helen Keller. "Knock knock" "Who's there?

I'm attracted to you like the earth is attracted to the sun. With a force that is inversely proportional to the distance squared.

A man walks into a bar... He has a severe drinking problem, and his wife weeps for him

A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

What did Ghandi tell St Peter as he passed through the Gates of Heaven? He didn't. There is no afterlife.

what's the difference between a lion and an ostrich? they are both birds, a part from the lion

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

why does chuck norris not have a middle name? because his parents didn't want him to have one.

A kid walks into a bar. He leaves wasted.

What do a Nazi and a Democrat have in common? They are both members of a highly supported political faction.

What's worse than biting into a worm in your apple? Being run over by a stampede of elephants

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