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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man who never farts in public? A private tooter!

What did the little boy do when he got his test grade? Cried, it was 0

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Cheese on toes

How are a chicken and a grape similar? They're both round. Except the chicken.

What do you find at a black guys yard sale? A bunch of reasonably priced items since he comes from a low income household.

What happed when the homeless shelter went out of business? -Everyone went hungry and died.

Whats 9 plus 10 ... WHO FREAKIN CARES! STUPID.

What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and my cousins? Nothing.

Q) How many times did the woman jump off the cliff? A) Once she died.

What do a plum and a bunny have in common? They're both purple. Except the bunny.

Why was the asain studing? Because he had a 59 in math and needed a C to tay on the footbal team.

A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar and order two beers

A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

Why are rich people usually fat? They're living large

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

Who has two thumbs and lost them? Me but I can't really point at myself due to the lack of thumbs.

What's worse than biting into a worm in your apple? Being run over by a stampede of elephants

I'm attracted to you like the earth is attracted to the sun. With a force that is inversely proportional to the distance squared.

whats worse than getting ur penis cut off......no holocaust

roses are gray, violets are grayer, f*ck this poem and listen to the slayer.

This is a joke about Helen Keller. "Knock knock" "Who's there?

What do a Nazi and a Democrat have in common? They are both members of a highly supported political faction.

What did Ghandi tell St Peter as he passed through the Gates of Heaven? He didn't. There is no afterlife.

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