- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If Chuck Norris were to be hit by a train he would die

Why did the man with no arms or legs fall out of the tree? Because he got shot.

A bald man walks out a bar crying Prostate cancer

Why did Steve Jobs die? Because he had cancer

What do you get when you cross a RPG with a cell phone? A microwave

Robin Williams walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? To which Robin Williams replies, "Because I'm going to kill myself."

How do you scare a blonde? Paint yourself yellow and call yourself big bird.

How many Pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1. and "pollack" is a derogatory term that could be fond offensive to some people.

There are two men on a dock. The first man says, "What's your name?" The second man says, "GET OFF!" because he has turrets.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

Why did Timmy drop his ice cream cone? Because a skyscraper landed on him. Yes. A skyscraper.

jeanna:fu jack:did u just say fu jeanna:jew? jack:fu** u jew

What did the Dildo say to the banana? Nothing, unless you're high on acid.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

Why did the girl fall off the stage? Someone shot her.

You know whats worse than an anti-joke? Practically Anything.

A man asked a horse "Why such a long face?" The Horse replies "My entire family just died in a plane crash."

Here's a riddle: What can you catch, but not throw? A really heavy ball, or STDs.

"Mommy! Look, I found a turtle!" "that's no turtle." "Oh..."

whats long, black, and smells like shit? a big turd

Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar. And doesn't.

what did Shivank say to Ricky? "you suck dick" HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

Friend: Dude are you going to see the hunger games? Me: But i alreay seen it Friend: Dafuq? its not even out yet. Me: African children invented the hunger games. Friend: -.-

What kind of doctors would you call A 30 year old chimpanzee? I would say "Plastic surgeon" but that would be unscrupulous to the chimpanzees because the tearing off or "lifting" of the owners face is because they are just animals. And should have never been kept in captivity that long anyways.

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