- Anti Joke

What is the similarity between John W. Booth and Pee Wee Herman? They both got arrested for shooting someone in the back of the head in the theater.

what did pedobear say to the 60 year old man nothing he was too busy molesting the girl across the street

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

Why did Steve Jobs die? Because he had cancer

A bald man walks out a bar crying Prostate cancer

What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

What's the object with the most points according to science and math? A sphere.

What's a worse place to be besides the friendzone? On your grandmas lap crying because your parents just died in a car crash.

Why isn't Billy Mays on TV anymore? Beacause Billy Mays was in a tradgic accident where a bowling ball fell on his head, and a couple days later he died of head trama. His family can't bear to hear his voice anymore.

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This joke is pointless, microwave.

2 wales are at the bar one looks at the other and dose a wale call for 5 long minutes and the other one reply's "dude your drunk we got to go"

What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

What do you call a Muslim on the moon? An astronaut

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Certainly not Jimmy.

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

Why was the Jew gassed to death? Because he forgot to turn the gas off.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the similarity between John W. Booth and Pee Wee Herman? They both got arrested for shooting someone in the back of the head in the theater.

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

Whats grey and kills people, Terminal cancer,I lied about the grey color

Q:John has 50 candy bars and he eats 45, what does john have? A: Diabetes

What's the difference between the Hulk and the Thing? One's green.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

What do you call a group of geese? A giggle

why are there so many peadofiles in the world? sexy kids.

Yo mama so fat that she probably has a thyroid problem.