- Anti Joke

Roses are crimson. Violets are purple. I don't understand why this poem is so popular.

-What do you call a dog with no legs? -Call it whatever you want, it's not coming!

What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

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What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

A musician without any music walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Who do you think you are, a hobbit?" The musician without any music says,"yeah" and turns into a hobbit

Two guys walk into a bar.... OUCH

Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

ur left leg is cristmas nd ur right leg is thanks giving can i vist

Why did the chicken cross the road? An obsession with what motivates a chicken.

What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

A mans wife gets pregnant after he has a visectomy... She was artificially inseminated using sperm he froze before the operation

What you call it when 8 goes over 4? An improper fraction.

How many inches of snow are there when the fireplace burns for 10 minutes? Red chickens

a man dropped a bar of soap in the shower. He immediately picked it up and finished washing himself. He then got dressed and left the gym.

Why did the Mexican sneak across the US border? There aren't many good jobs for him in Mexico, and with the cost of living in his small village, he will be able to provide for his entire family of seven on just minimum wage in California. He will miss his family terribly while he is away from them, but he believes it is worth it in the end. Once he saves enough, he will pay the coyotes to smuggle the rest of his family over so they can be together again. Hopefully none of them will die on the journey.

what is big and white? Your Mom

Ten black people are on the 100th floor of a 110 floor building. They are going to die because they are trapped in the World Trade Center and are leaving a very happy life with their loving families.

What's worse that pooping in your pants having someone see it

In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

A man walks into a bar He orders a beer, drinks the beer, then leaves.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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