- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a guy with a puppy, candy, and a windowless white van? You're next baby sitter.

Go to this website and this game is an antijoke to laugh at http://iamhelenkeller.com/

How do you have se with hellen keller? Very sweetly

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: seven raped six's mom

what happened to the batsman with bad footwork? he got out what did the batsman do when he got out? he left the ground due to the nature of the ruling

A bar walks into a man

What happens when Lord Voldemort tries to kill Harry Potter? He is unsuccessful.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A- a tv

Last year my wife ran away with my best friend. I really miss him.

what did Shivank say to Ricky? "you suck dick" HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

what do you call a black chef glendon

Hi, how are you doing? Good, yourself? Fine, thanks. Have a nice day. You too, bye.

What kind of doctors would you call A 30 year old chimpanzee? I would say "Plastic surgeon" but that would be unscrupulous to the chimpanzees because the tearing off or "lifting" of the owners face is because they are just animals. And should have never been kept in captivity that long anyways.

Friend: Dude are you going to see the hunger games? Me: But i alreay seen it Friend: Dafuq? its not even out yet. Me: African children invented the hunger games. Friend: -.-

Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar. And doesn't.

Why isn't the dog a rebublican? Because it's a dog.

What is Alqueida's favorite football team? The New York Jets.

The little girl asks her father "Daddy why is santa fat?" "you have to exist to lose weight" he answered

Why did the woman get into a car accident? She was blind.

How did the baby survive the car accident? He didn't. He was killed on impact.

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Two men were walking down the road when one of them spotted an old lamp lying in a ditch. After examining the lamp's handiwork for several seconds one man rubbed the lamp with his shirt sleeve. The men then continued down the road.

A man walks into a bar. Three hours later, ambulances arrived, because the man was knocked out. The man who saved was known as a hero, and was awarded a medal for his good deed.

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