What did God tell Moses to deliver to the Hebrews? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

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Yo mama is so fat because she doesn't exercise and eats way too much calories. The reason fat people gain weight is because of low metabolism which means her body is not burning a lot of fat and instead is storing fat. A healthy life style such as playing sports, walking in a park, or eating healthy foods will benefit her from any medical complications in the future.

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whats worse than one bee sting? two bee stings whats worse than two bee stings? the halocaust whats worse than the halocaust? three bee stings

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what does mandy enjoy on weekends a load of cum in her face

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What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern p.o.r.n-o collections.

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A horse walks into the bar and says "why the long face?" The bartender replies "hey! I was supposed to say that!"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with its grandmother who just happened to live on the other side of the road because the doctor had said this could possibly be her last week.

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man ur hairline is soooo far back the archaeologists couldn't find it

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A jew walks into a church. he wishes to be touched by God.

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

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I read a haiku. It was honestly quite good. That's basically it.

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Where are the first Cannibals in the Bible? A. 2 Corinthians 8:1

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Ask me if I'm a truck! Are you a truck?! No.

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What's worse than eating spinach? Dying.

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Roses are red Violes are blue I am hot How bout you?

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Why did the boy fall asleep in class? He was tired.

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why do they sparkle?!?!?!?!

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Yo mommas so dumb she took an IQ test and scored low on it

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penis. nuff said.

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What's good about eating every night? Knowing that an African won't.

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What's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it? Getting brutally raped by a giant transvestite donkey witch.

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You'er moma is so stupied that she climbed over the glass window to see what on the other side

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What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? " I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

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What do you call a Jew talking on a cellphone ? Well one should mind his/her business and shouldn't call people names and discriminate against them on religious or ethnic grounds .

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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