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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wat did the man say to the other man when they were alone. We dont know. They were alone.

What do you call a fridge painted red and brown? A fridge.

Why did the black man go to jail? He stole some rice.

Knock Knock. What's up? Oh, nothing much, you? Yeah, you know, same old, same old. Cool.

So, what happens when Germany attacks France? France proceeds to slaughter the attackers mercilessly, as it was during the Feudal Ages, a time when France was Europe's superpower.

Why was the blonde on the train tracks? Because she was tied up by a madman on crack.

whats orange and cant talk? an orange

2 bald men are standing on an oval, one turns to the other and says "leukemia."

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to hit with a sledgehammer and the other is a watermelon.

Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

There are two jews in an oven. One says "It sure is hot in here" and the other says "AHH A TALKING JEW"

Why did the girl fall off the swingset? Because she got hit by a refridgerator.

Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They finally get to Florida and they see a sign that says "Disneyworld: left" so they take the left and get hit by a semi and all die.

What does the redhead miss most at a party? Her father. He was in a car accident when she was young.

Q: What happens when you divide by zero. A: You get a complex kind of infinite.

Whats black and blue and red all over? A housewife that was recently abused by her alcoholic wife. (from will c. and jack f.)

Q: What do they call watermelons in Indiana A:watermelons

Why was a black man in a police car? He is a police officer.

Sarah: Knock knock. Jim: Who’s there? Sarah: It’s me, Sarah. Open the door. Jim: It’s me Sarah open the door who? Sarah: Please Jim, it’s freezing out here. Jim: That wasn’t a very funny joke, Sarah. Sarah: Shut the fuck up and let me in. Jim: Ok.

johnny goes to the shops asks the lady at the counter, can i go home The Lady says ..... Buy one get one free

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Skeletons neither have muscles nor brains to control any muscles and therefor cannot transport themselves across a road or any stretch of land for that matter.

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately, none of them did.

an american walks out of a strip club.

Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar. And doesn't.

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