Yo mama so fat that she probably has a thyroid problem.

What do you call a group of geese? A giggle

Wanna hear a good joke? Sure. So does Hellen Keller

two mormons missionaries knock on a door they are welcomed into the home and treated with kindness later the family is baptized. the mormons return home with a sense of accomplishment and purpose.

What is the similarity between John W. Booth and Pee Wee Herman? They both got arrested for shooting someone in the back of the head in the theater.

Knock knock Whos there Who Who who Don't stutter it was just a joke

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

what did pedobear say to the 60 year old man nothing he was too busy molesting the girl across the street

Why did Steve Jobs die? Because he had cancer

A bald man walks out a bar crying Prostate cancer

What do a cow and a banana have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

Why is 6 so afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It couldn't handle the stress and pressure of being a duck so it committed suicide by crossing a road and therefor being run over by a car.

The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft.

1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's There? *runs*

Whats worse then a worm in your apple This joke

What is life? Paul.

Why did the koala fall of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other koala fall off the tree? It was stapled to the first koala.

What do u call a white hourse with no ass Penelope

Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

Chose to describe yourself: Green thumb: Tall wealthy, good looking, intelligent man with a model wife, a ferrari expensivo, a hotel just for yourself. Red thumb: A below average piece of shit? Green thumb? Dont lie to me you piece of sh*t!

Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have amnesia, i'm Skepta

How do you get a black man out of a tree? You provide him with a ladder of varying length depending on his height in the tree and hold the ladder to ensure that it is stable and safe while he is climbing down. If he his very high in the tree then it may be helpful to call the fire department for assistance in getting him down.

How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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