- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why'd Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There Not Sally Why was the boy sad? Because he dropped his ice cream cone Why'd he drop his ice cream cone? Because he got ran over by a bus Why'd he get run over by a bus? BECAUSE SALLY WAS DRIVING

whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Gingers

two peanuts were walking down the street one was assualted

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

Why was the baby crying? Because he was tied to a railroad track. How did the baby die? He had a bomb strapped to him. How did the bomb explode? It got ran over by a train.

When is a Jewish persons bedtime? When the brain releases endorphins, causing drowsiness, which usually leads one to sleep.

What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

my own dog bit my penis off, it was then put down. it was the worst day of my life.

Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

How do you make a boy cry? Pour soup on his head.

Yo mama's so fat, she died of a mixture of obesity and type 1 diabetes.

Q: Why did Suzie fall out the swings? A: She had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzie.....

Fine Nero, but I will be keeping an eye on you.

A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

Why did the black guy smell fried chicken? He had a brain tumour

Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

Me: What's the difference between a zebra and a slice of cheese? You: I don't know Me: Me neither

Why was the emo kid sad? Because he gets raped by his dad every night

Knock Knock.

Q: What does Jerry Sandusky and bills have in common? A: They both come in the mail

why couldn't the black man get a job? Because he was a violent sociopath with a criminal record.

Doctor! Doctor! Everyone seems to be stealing things! Piss off, I am a doctor not a detective you prick.

Why did the booger throw a fit? Because it was getting picked on.

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