- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the cop hate black people? He was a racist.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

Why did the Muslim cross the road? He was on fire and he needed to get to the lake on the other side of the street to put himself out.

knock knock! who's there? me.(walks away...)

How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

What is fat and ginger? No...Not Garfield...Rebeka Tims

How many babies does it take to paint a wall It depends on how hard you throw them

What did the boy with cancer get for his birthday? Roses on his tombstone.

Why did the kid lose his nose? because his brother chopped it off with an axe.

how do you keep an idiot in suspense. I dont' know he still hasn't told me

An irishman walks into a bar and drinks 6 pints of guiness. He then drives himself home and savagely beats his wife and children.

A man walks into a bar. After recovering, he sues the bar for it's irregular glass doors.

I am strangling you. Do you see my arms? I AM FREAKEN STRANGLING YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

What do you call a fat ginger kid? Whatever his name is.

What's wore then finding a worm in your apple? Being the only person to survive a plane crash over Alaska, then having to eat your family in order to stay alive waiting for help to come.

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

Q: How do you kill a goblin if the fries are next to the sushi? A: Yes. Walruses have nostrils and rubber chickens don't like microwaves!

why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

What happened to the boy with no family? He died in a tragic car accident along with his family

A man walks into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian quickly picks out such a book and hands it to him, because to deny him the book would break the conventions of a library.

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