- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Black White supremisist? Well you see the Black man was blind and thought he was a racists redneck. He then contracted cancer.

What's the difference between marmalade and jam?... you can't marmalade your dick down a girls throat.

How far can a baby fly? As far as you can throw it.

'I had a surprise test today.' 'What happened?' 'I was really surprised.'

guess what? i dont know, what? i dont know either, i thought you knew.

Corn Muffins

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I'm blind

A man and his friend go hunting,one falls in a hole and appears dead. The friend calls 911 and asks what to do, the operator says ok first we need to make sure he's dead. The friend checks his pulse and finds out he is living, then an ambulance is sent and the hunter lives with minor injuries.

A man walks into me and I say: "WATCH IT PUNK!"

Roses are red, lemons are sour, open your legs and give me an hour.

Yo momma was so ugly that everybody died.

Why did the Black man buy some slaves? They were his family

What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

Why was the black man picking cotton? Because he was in an area where slavery is a socially and morally accepted practice.

What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

What's a worse place to be besides the friendzone? On your grandmas lap crying because your parents just died in a car crash.

What's the object with the most points according to science and math? A sphere.

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This joke is pointless, microwave.

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Certainly not Jimmy.

the sky is green no it is not

Why isn't Billy Mays on TV anymore? Beacause Billy Mays was in a tradgic accident where a bowling ball fell on his head, and a couple days later he died of head trama. His family can't bear to hear his voice anymore.

Why was the Jew gassed to death? Because he forgot to turn the gas off.

2 wales are at the bar one looks at the other and dose a wale call for 5 long minutes and the other one reply's "dude your drunk we got to go"

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