- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You decide, drink or drive. But don't do all 3 at the same time.

ah-ah. the proper response to an anti joke.

What's worse than being shot? Being shot twice.

Why did the woman make the man a sandwich? Because the man severed his spinal cord and is no longer able to move any of his limbs.

what do Russians play? Tetris, what else?

How many babies can you fit in an oven? Depends how hungry you are.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman asks "Why the long face?" The horse takes offense and replies "I was born like this."

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house in her back yard? -No Neither did she

Why did the man cry himself to sleep at night? Because the doctors gave him 3 months to live.

why aren't black people real? they are. just because they are less visible at night makes no difference.

What's the difference between a snake, and a lawyer? A snake cannot comprehend law, nor can one attend law school and set up an office. They are also different species.

How do you make a tree angry Overall trees have no sense of emotion therefore it is impossible to anger a tree.

What do you call a prostitute with morals? Ironic.

What do you call a mexican who works at a landscaping business? A hard working man who is trying to provide money for his family

How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape the hen.

What do you call a chicken that can't lay eggs? a rooster

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

Whoever is reading this, I love you and I hope you have a great day.

She loves me, she dosn't love me, she loves me, the girl walks up to the man and says, she doesn't love me

Why did the black dude die? Because everyone must die at some point.

Why do giraffes have long necks? To connect their bodies to their heads.

Why did the boy wear glasses? Because he had bad eyesight.

What's Funny and has two Wheels A kids falling off his bike

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