Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your mum is dead, Just fucking with you! Kelvin Yang.

Why did the ANTI-JOKE book cry? -It wasn't funny

Q: How do you catch a squirrel? A: Throw a fridge at it

How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They all say ouch and then continue walking. Although the minister did hit it at a higher speed and ended up with a black eye.

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

Why is there a corpse in this TV box? Bob was never a great skydiver.

Why did the black man eat the fried chicken? He was hungry

Obama = ebola

What's funnier than 24? 25

An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

A black person and a white person decide to have a race. Who won? The white person Don't be a racist.

Who created Apple? Steve jobs.

Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

why did the kid sit alone at lunch? he had no friends

Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a bus and didn't know! The funeral was touching and sad. Everyone cried. 2 weeks later..........Johnson ended his own life.......

Two elves walk into a bar. The hobbit laughs and walks under it.

360 NO SCOPE

What is a good remedy for the common cold? A piping hot bowl of chicken-noodle soup.

Yo mama so fat she has to wear large clothes

John: Hey Debbie, do you wanna go see a movie with me? Dina: My name is Dina

What did Hitler say to the Nazis? I have a mustache.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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