- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Big Brother. Big Brother who? That's right. ALL are who, Akbar!

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What does Santa give to a naughty child who wants coal for Christmas? Nothing, Santa doesn't exist.

A deaf man walks into a bar. Someone yells, "FIRE!" and everyone evacuates. The deaf man does not hear him and dies horribly.

What do you say to the man break dancing?? You don't, call an ambulance he is having an epileptic fit.

"Sticks and stones" the man said and shat on three different complex turtles

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a fridge halfway through walking.

Who always participates in "No shave November"? The homeless.

What's the one game that black people are good at? Flashlight tag.

Timmy's mom is an alcoholic. His dog is asleep in the backyard. Timmy asks his mother, "Why is our dog sleeping?" His mother replies, "It's not sleeping, its dead."

LeBron James hits a game winning three with time running out in the Finals.

Q: What do you do when the light burns out A: Just replace it with a bulb from a less used room

How do you make a 5 year old cry? Kill their parents.

Why can't a T-rex clap its hands? It's extinct.

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What do you get when you cross a lion and a tiger? A Ligor.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

Why is Dave's baby dead? Because his wife threw it into the path a Big-rig.

Q: 1 out of every 44 presidents can dunk, who is it? A: How the hell am i suppost to know

Jon walked into a bar. Ouch.

Why do catholic priests enjoy the company of boys? Because they must remain celibate and cannot have children of their own.

What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

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