- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy, she has no arms

When life gives you lemons squeeze them at people then run away.

Two pandas walked into a bar. The bar was in china.

Why was the girl crying? Because I raped her

Why did the blonde cross the road? To get to the Public University where she worked as a Ph.D associate professor of linguistics.

Did you hear about that creepy guy on Facebook? He was un-friended

How did the Mexican cross the border without getting caught? He didn't; he was executed immediately.

Why do bitches love cheese toast? 'Cuz bitches love cheese toast

why is kool-aid so sweet? Because it contains sugar

Roses are red Violets are blue Start running Cuz ima F*** you Runn Forest Runn! Jubie

What do you call a hit and run victim with multiple injuries? An ambulance.

yo mamma's so retarded that shes a potato

Why the USA support the 'Kony 2012'? For Oil

Why did the little boy grow up to be a homosexual man? He didn't find the female reproductive system sexually appealing

Why do women go to the bathroom together? To clean their filthy pussies.

What did the orphan boy get for Christmas? Cancer. What did he get for his birthday? He didn't make it that far...

Josh Brown loved coressing his mums doodle at night.

Q. What did the mockingbird say to the blue jay? A. I mock you by mocking you

Roses are red, Violets are blue, So what is the colour violet for?

Roses are red, Facebook is blue, we have mutual friends, and violets are blue and roses are red. FRIDGE

Hey guess what? What? You're a Tree.

What did the man say when he lost his keys? I lost my keys. What did the man say when he saw an elephant in the distance? There is an elephant in the distance.

roses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

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