- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

what is the difference between a white woman and a black woman.. i raped the black one

A man walks outside and sits down to eat his sandwich.

knock knock come in

There once lived a man in Peru. He lived in a small apartment then died of kidney failure.

What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The rabbi survives.

Q: Why shouldn't you walk under a ladder? A: Because it could fall on top of you. Be a reasonable human being and just fly OVER the ladder.

Why doesn't Helen Keller know how to drive? because she's a woman.

How come dinosaurs don't talk? Because they're dead.

Why was the dog barking? Because I lit him on fire.

Hey! Have you ever heard of the Alzheimers joke?

race-car = rac-ecar

u know whats a crime? rape

Q.Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A.Because chickens weren't invented then.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

Q. why did the boy who just had his first kiss feel no emotion? A. He got hit a Croquet mallet and died

What sits on a shelf and says hey im a book? A person who thinks hes a book.

Q. What's the difference between a clock and an elephant? A. A clock doesn't have limbs, muscles or a respiratory system.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

your mamas so fat she tried to hang herself but the rope broke.

the teacher enters the room she sits in her chair and yells, "i am your substitute teacher. get out your books and write me a story."

a dyslexic man walked his god.

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