Haiku's aren't real poems. No body understands them. My soul is burned toast.

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If you make an anti joke out of an existing anti joke, does it become a new anti joke? Yes. No.

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A seal walks into a club.

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Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

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why did the kid stop eating his breakfast...two Penn state officials knocked at the door

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(sniff) (sniff) It smells like gross diarrhea in here... (sniff) (sniff) ... Yeah it does

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Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

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Why did the girl cry? She got hit by a bus.

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What's sad about 4 black people in a cadilac driving over a cliff? They stole my car :(

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Man: Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains........ Doctor: You clearly have Alarming mental issues perhaps a psychologist would be the right person to discuss this matter further

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i have no friends actually now i fell bad ... anybody spare money for the bus ahhhhhhh kill me now

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Is that a banana in your pants or do you just have an abnormally large penis?

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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What is long and painful? It's a sword, get your mind out of the gutter.

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what did the homeless man say to the stranger? nothing, he let he let his gun do the talking

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Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just shot up a plaground Now Im heading to an orphanage

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How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

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#If you go down in the woods today, your sure of a big surprise #If you go down in the woods today, you better go in disguise. # I don't know why, I started typing this out and realized I couldn't actually come up with a suitable concluding line.

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A black man walks out of a police station

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How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the fridge door and place the elephant inside. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the fridge door, remove the elephant, and place the giraffe inside. There is a party at the zoo. All of the zoo animals attend, except one. Which one? The giraffe, because he is in the fridge.

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What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

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What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

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What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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