Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a fridge halfway through walking.

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Timmy's mom is an alcoholic. His dog is asleep in the backyard. Timmy asks his mother, "Why is our dog sleeping?" His mother replies, "It's not sleeping, its dead."

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"Sticks and stones" the man said and shat on three different complex turtles

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What's the one game that black people are good at? Flashlight tag.

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12 in general

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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What do you say to the man break dancing?? You don't, call an ambulance he is having an epileptic fit.

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Why did moral man lose his superpowers? Because he read the pointless superpowers section and realized its pointless... Moral: yeah this is my power... :(

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Q; How does a priest perform an exorcism? A: He doesn't.

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what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

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My grandpa died in the holocaust. How? He had gas.

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Dane Cook makes a joke.

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roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most rhymes rhyme But this one doesnt

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

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Q: How do you do to get an elephant down from a tree? A: Wait for the fall when the leaves start falling you shoot it down.

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How do you make a 5 year old cry? Kill their parents.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

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What do you get when you cross a lion and a tiger? A Ligor.

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LeBron James hits a game winning three with time running out in the Finals.

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Q: What do you do when the light burns out A: Just replace it with a bulb from a less used room

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Why can't a T-rex clap its hands? It's extinct.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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