- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

I just threw up..In my pants.

Your mom is so fat that she has to wear larger clothes than the average person.

outside your comfort zone

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

what's better than being stabbed in the testicles with a biro? the Silversun Pickup's album Neck of the Woods

Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

What did the 11 year old boy get for christmas? A wet dream

Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?white vans

A man walks into a bar. Splash.

What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shitzu? One delicious smoothie.

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

Q: How do you get a blonde out of a tree? A: Throw a moneky at her

A man sits on the toilet to take a shit And is surprised to find the next door neighbours dog in the toilet.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a canoe at him.

Why are Pirates called Pirates? Because the word originates from the term Pirata which means 'sea attacker' in Latin.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

What did the platypus do whenever he walked into the bar? Nothing. It's a platypus, they don't do much.

Q: What did the serail rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

Why did the legless person roll down a hill? Because he was in a wheelchair

Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

Three Jew begin to walk down the street, they then pursue walking and purchase many goodies from vendors.

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