What's tall black and has curly hair? A black guy

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How do you confuse a blonde? To get to the other side

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Why couldn't Stephen Hawking run a marathon? He was struck by a very serious disease, otherwise known as refrigerator to the face, at the age of 5.

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Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

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Allmighty Genie vs Common douche Genie: I the allmighty Genie am at your command, I can grant you any three WISHES Common douche: Okay! I want to sit on my own lap Genie: Uh...Well...You uh sure you want that? I Uh... Wait a moment please... Wimp wins Genieous victory.

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Q : Who is the most famous celebrity, Lady Gaga or Justin Bieber? A : Neither, because they are just fads.

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Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

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A russian gives away vodka.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? ?? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a police officer.

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Sure, I was not born yesterday, sounds serious, what is it?

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We are not even in the same country, and my eye becomes infected two times a minute or something so I wont be going anywhere. I mean, if you are some guy trying to be a girl in order to screw with me, let me first of all thank you for our exchange of ideas and concepts, and then say that if you are a guy, that likes other guys, then... Well, lets just say that if you are a man, that I don`t speak with men in general, takes away time I can spend with the ladies.

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I'm a blonde... rejected from Kaplan.

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A man walks in to a bar and everyone screamed running out the door.

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What did a husband do when he came home to find his wife murdering their children? Nothing. There is no excuse for domestic violence.

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Did you hear about the blonde that crashed her car? No. Is she okay?

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? "Robin, please, get in the Batmobile

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Today, both my parents were killed in a car accient. FML.

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What happend to the girl who went to school dreased ugly She took the other students advice and whent home and killed her self

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How did Richard the lion heart get his name? From his parents.

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hes climbing in your window, hes snatching your people up. Hes a fireman.

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How you know when dislextic

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Twitter: @TotalJokes: "So it's been 11 years since the planes hit the world trade centre, time really does fly by."

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What is the gay guy thinking about? Penis

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Brenda said she found a pill to stop the effects of aging! It was a cyanide pill, Brenda is dead.

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