- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

Knock Knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Just kidding, it's Danny. Oh okay, come in.

Your mamas so old. When she farted dust came out.

What is not a car park? Clash of clans

Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

Yo mamma's so stupid she failed the SAT.

What do you call a black man with big cuts on his arms? You call an ambulance to help him!

Chlamydia

What do you call a mexican man with a rubber toe? Ruberto.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

Why doesn't Billy like his new step-dad? He's secretly a murderer and only Billy knows, he wants to tell the police but hes afraid to.

What do you call a kid that hasnt passes 7th grade? A 6th grader

Where did jimmy go when the bomb exploded.... (Everywhere )

Where did little Timmy go when the bomb dropped? Everywhere.

Why were you at a funeral? Someone died.

What do you call someone who explores wild cave systems? A spelunker.

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

How does Batman's mom call him home for supper? Nothing. Batman's mom is dead.

For 10 cents a day you can feed an African...they eat pennies.

what unique about 3 red signs and 1 blue sign right next to eachother? there all the same colors!!!!except for the blue sign.

Whats happening when you see your TV floating at night? You are probably suffering from some sort of mental disorder which causes spontaneous hallucinations and should seek medical help before the condition worsens.

Want to hear what's totally out of this world? Not wasting a whole page of space for something that doesn't even vaguely resemble a joke. [L]

what did one tree say to the other spruce up actually nothing because trees can't talk

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