- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a 5 year old cry? Kill their parents.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

Why can't a T-rex clap its hands? It's extinct.

What do you get when you cross a lion and a tiger? A Ligor.

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Why do catholic priests enjoy the company of boys? Because they must remain celibate and cannot have children of their own.

Why did Johnathan drop his popsicle? He was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Johnathan

What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

Jon walked into a bar. Ouch.

whats shaped like a tree. A tree.

dad said he had to drop the kids off at the pool what does that mean mom? honey it means dad has to take a shit beacuase shit looks like retarded black kids with down sydrome

What did one pig say to the other pig while sitting in the bathtub? No thanks I already have a typewriter.

How do you make someone laugh? Tell them this joke.

Why couldnt the man stop dancing? He had Parkinson's.

What do you call a Welshman with a stick up his arse? A very odd man

Knock Knock Who's There? Children Protective Services. Your kids are dead.

Why did the girl fall of the swing? I hit her with an axe.

What do a purple cow and a red fire engine have in common? Both like eating pizza on Fridays, except for the red fire engine.

what did the aboriginal kid get for christmas? your bike.

Two elves walk into a bar. The hobbit laughs and walks under it.

Three friends were walking to school, they all looked in front of them and ran away. What did they see? A 200 ft dragon eating their school.

what do you call when a penis is inside a vagina? sex

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