the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practise.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one says "Boy, it sure is hot in here." The second one says "Holly shit! A talking muffin!" As muffins generally don't talk.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Becuase the farmer has recently gone blind due to old age and he acidently left the gate opened and the chicken happened to walk out

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why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

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Jane: The house is supposedly worth $ 6 million Jack: No way! The figure is made up.

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"Why did the chicken cross the road? ... To get to your house. Knock knock." "Who's there?" "The chicken"

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A baby seal walks into a club. He immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says "what is this, some kind of joke?!"

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Why did the boy get nothing from Santa on Christmas? His parents died the night before!

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Why was the asian boy abused? He got an B in math

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Kameron Brown is gay.

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why was little jonny not playing in the baseball game? his legs were shattered in a terrible lawn mowing accident.

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What's the worst thing about that Black Jew at the Bus Stop? He's taking a bus to go to his mother's funeral.

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How do you get rid of a pile of dead babies? Call 911 so someone will pick them up and take them to the morgue.

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What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They all gone.

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I fear I do, maybe someone fooled you, but that was originally one of my aliases.

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A woman walked into a college.....which wasn't suprising because she never learned to read

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What do you call someone who doesn't have a soul? A ginger

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a man walks into a bar he has a drinking problem and we are all consered

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Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

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If I was trapped in a closet with you and a bear, and I only had two bullets, I would shoot you twice!

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So the question i got asked in order to post this was: Which one is easiest? and I thought to myself, the slutty one, obviously!!

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Q What did the Whale say to the Giraffe? A Why are you in the ocean?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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