- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"hey bro" "WHATS UP" "nothin..... I heard you had your first bj yesterday." "YEAH!!" "how'd it taste?" ........

i get knocked down, but i don't get up again. my leg is broken and therefore makes it extremely difficult for me to stand up on my own.

why is there art classes so people can make beautiful pieces of art :)

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

Whats red and bad for your teeth??? A brick!!!

Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level? I can't remember... :(

why did the baby die? It was hit by a bus and then raped by a seal.

What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

Why did humpty dumpty fall off a wall? Well it turns out that he was a raging psycopath. to add on, he was also a suicidal

How many cats would it take to change a lightbulb? Cats can't change lightbulbs

HOW MANY CRACK-HEADS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHT BULB? NONE, THERE AIN'T NO ELECTRICITY IN THE CRACKHOUSE!!!

Did u think that last joke was funny? Well this one isnt

What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Well thats a stupid question, just one.

Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

Did you hear the one about the deaf guy and the rhinoceros? Neither did he.

What do you call man with no limbs or a head? Your neighbor.

Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

Why did the asian man crash? He fell asleep after a long 18 hour day of driving, plus he was listening to soothing soul music.

roses are red violets are blue if you and your sister were hanging from a cliff i'd save your sister

NO I AM NEROCHAN LEFT!

What happened to Johnny when he tripped over his shoelace? He was shot by the man who was following him.

Two Jews are sitting in a large oven. They realize it is a dangerous place to be and get out of the oven.

What's the worst thing that can go wrong while trying to archieve something you desperately want? -Everything.

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