- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Teachers be like "Hold on class, I am almost done with my lesson!" Students: " Aint nobody got time 4 dat!"

A man walks into a bar. He hasn't been there before, and it's a Friday so it's really crowded, and it's really quite a dive, so he and his girlfriend decide to leave and find somewhere else to eat.

Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

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A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his town.

Are you thinking Arby's? No. My grandmother died of tuberculosis and it's troubling me.

Why was the man worried? because he had a shotgun up his ass

So a crippled guy rolls into a bar..

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out if the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, Monkey do.

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

whats the difference between a baby and an onion? no one cries when u chop up a baby.

Did you know that Hellen Keller had an amusement park in her backyard? Neither did she.

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? I don't know what they said, but one muffin, had a knife.

U know whats worser than having a worm in your apple... Having 1352 dislikes on your anti-joke...

What is worse than being eaten alive by a shark? Being force fed live goat intestines while Kevin Spacey rapes your father.

i have yougurt mit traktor

On a tusday night, three guys walk into a bar After realising they have to work they proceed to exit

why did the man steal change from the tip jar? he wanted another state quarter for his collection

Yo momma so fat that she was diagnosed with obesity and may need medical assistance in the future and will be reliant on you, her child.

What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red pain is spilled on it.

Someone asked me "What rhymes with Orange?" I replied "Door hinge." He punched me.

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