what is the differance between a toyata and a van full of dead babies I dont own a toyata

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What is green and fuzzy and can kill you when it falls out of a tree A pooltable

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what did the Nazi say to the Jew? I hate you

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Remember Y2K? That could have been bad.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Relizing its a used tampon covered with blood.

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Two bees are flying around a flower. "Hey," says one bee, "you ever think about the meaning of all of this? I mean, isn't there more to life than pollinating and satisfying the Queen?" The other bee replies, "No."

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Whats slower than molasses? A dead baby.

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What do you call black people working in a field? Farmers.

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If you have a stroke, call 000

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Your Mom is so fat she's Fat

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whats the difference between harry potter and a jew? harry potter can escape the chamber

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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Ich bin nicht der Anführer

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What goes up and down, up and down, up and down, forever? An insult to Newtonian physics.

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Why did the blond have a wierd look on her face? Because she was ugly

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Q: Why did the policeman stare at the big-breasted victim? A: She was dead.

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Finn: Jake, why can your body do all of those magical things? Jake: What do you mean? Finn: Oh never mind. And they both proceeded to enjoy a delicious breakfast.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy had stage 4 skin cancer.

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Why wasn't Susie happy? because she was raped by her grandfather.

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I like my coffe like my women Without a Penis

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I stepped into the bathroom and began to take a shower. Then, I panicked. I was so thirsty, and I did not take the advantage to drink some water before I stepped into the bathroom. But then I realized: "Wow, I am so silly. I am standing under the shower, so I could easily just expedite my washing and drying, exit the bathroom, get dressed, and grab something to drink from the kitchen!" Then I showered quickly and got something to drink.

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What if your name was Mr. David and the office called you down and you were wearing a dress?

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Whats the difference between a black bird and a white bird? Their colour

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