- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the cow say to the dog? Moo

I have a joke Who is better, Kobe or Lebron? Kobe. But I lied, that wasn't a joke.

Ask me if I'm God.. Dude, we all know you're not God.

An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

What do you call a man with no legs or arms trying to ski? Impossible.

Why wasn't the cab driver sent to prison after bombing the school? It was a suicide bombing.

What do you get when you cross a Chinese man with a dog? A happy Chinese man and a pile of dog bones.

A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

I hate Mondays, the man said as he drove to work. Fortunately for him, it was a Wednesday.

What happened to the homeless man at midnight? He took a shit on the ground

What did Harold homeless man get for his Birthday? after several years of a meth abuse Harold lost contact with his family. As a result Harold received nothing but an extra bowl of soup at his local soup kitchen.

Q. Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? A. Because they're actually becoming generally obsolete with the advent of the cell phone.

Why did andy fall down Because his friend pushed him over

A Jewish man walkes into grocery store. He buys some groceries, and leaves.

what do u call an elephant in a car? nothing elephants cant fit in cars

Roses are red Roses are also white and Violets are Violet not blue. Also I'm a realist and your grandmother is going to die soon

A dad says to his son "you better stop masturbating or youll go blind'. And the son says "dad im over here".

why did the plane crash ? Because a loaf of brad was flying it, and Loaves of bread don't fly planes

How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one. Any more than that and they would just be getting in each others way.

George Zimmerman walks into a bar .

A bear comes across some people on a camping trip. But he then promptly leaves, because bears aren't inherently aggressive unless caring for their young or if they are provoked.

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

I can't hear you. I have carrots in my ears.

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