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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Yes.

Chuck Norris gets punched in the face.

A man and a six year old boy are walking along a path through the woods on a moonless night. "Gee mister, I'm scared!" says the boy. "You're scared?" says the man. "I have to walk back alone!"

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A woman woke up next to her husband that was already awake. She said "F*** you" and walked out of the house. On the other side of the world, a horse is giving birth to a chihuahua.

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Being caught by the store manager, arrested, convicted, and thrown into jail for petty theft and then getting ass-raped for the next 3 months all because you wanted to check an apple without paying for it.

why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophob? a blowjob

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding two worms in your apple. Whats worse than finding two worms in your apple, the Holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust, finding three worms in your apple.

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Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

Ahmed walks into Abbar. He apologized and they both continued about their jobs as sales assistants at Pottery Barn.

Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

Peter was sitting on a bench. He had a bag of 10 sweets and was eating them slowly. John and Anthony both wanted some, but Peter wanted to still have sweets left over. How many did he give them both? None. He's that selfish.

A black man has just died on your porch. What do you do? Immediately call for medical assistance and perform CPR.

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

Q. How does Michael Jackson pick his nose? A. From a catalogue.

"knock knock" "who's there" no answer Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

How do you make a mess? Microwave a baby.

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