- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

what did the ghost say to the bee boo-bee

-Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? -She had no arms. -Knock, knock. Who's there? -Not Sally.

Larry The Cableguy....thats it.

What is funny about civil and women's rights? Nothing, they are very serious matters.

A rabi a priest and a gay guy are praying. The rabi says amen the priest says amen the gay guy says ahh men.

What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

Roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you

what did the man say after he fell off the cliff nothing, he's dead

"How high are you?" "I don't know, sir." "Well, look at the god damn altimeter."

What did the shit covered people licking each others scrotums call themselves? The Aristocrats

"What's your name?" "Josephine." "Josephine?" "No, Josephine." "That's what I said." "I know,"

Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

What do you call a piece of Swiss cheese with human characteristics? Abnormal.

What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

How do you stop a lumberjack? You thrust a javelin through his lungs

Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

What rhymes with car? Not kangaroo

What's the difference between a Gay Man and a Straight Woman? Anatomy.

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Whatever his name happens to be.

what did eric foreman get for christmas? a foot in his ass.

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