An Englishman, A Scotsman, a Welshman, an Australian, An American, A German, A Swede, A Kiwi, An Austrian, A Belgian, A Frenchman, A Chinese Guy, An Indian, A Turk, A Czech, A Canadaian, A Russian, A serbian, A Portuguese, A brazilian, An Argentine and a South African go in to a bar. The Security stops them and says "I'm sorry i can't let you in without a thai"

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Roses are red,Here's something new ,violets are violets,not ******* blue

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OMG, I have a really funny alzheimer's joke. Your'e gonna love it! Uhh, I umm kinda forgot what it was now.

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Your mom is so environmentally conscious, she recycles a great deal.

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what did the left eye say to the right eye? "eye" see you

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My grandfather slipped on a banana peel. I helped him up.

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Will I be watching The Voice tonight? no.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? A Holocaust in your apple.

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what did the doctor say to another doctor? we are doctors

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what is your moms favorite website? Wait did I say mom. Oh I'm not very sorry.

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Do you want to hear a joke, Women's rights

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Why couldn't the journal cross the street? Because there was a red light.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer. And a free haircut.

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A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink then walks out of the bar ...

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What do you call a Rhino and a Lion having sex? Pointless, since they can't reproduce

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Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy, But I have a gun, So get in the van

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Simon walks into a bar. He orders his favorite beer. The bartender says "Hey Simon, I see you're back with the usual, aye?" Simon says "Touch you tongue to your elbow." The bartender couldn't do it.

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Yo momma's so old, she lives in a nursing home and is on various medications that she needs to take to stay in optimum health.

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he was greeting his new neighbors that moved in across the street. He was very friendly.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? The Postman. But I wasn't expecting a parcel. Is it for 37? No, Sorry, its for 35.

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You are so ugly that for Halloween you had to trick or treat by phone.

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yo mama has one big titty and one small titty and the call the bitch paul

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Knock knock.. Who's there? Breaking. Breaking who? Im breaking up with you.

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A man is wrongfully convicted of murder and sent to prison. After a lengthy appeals process the guilty verdict is overturned and he walks away a free man.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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