Q: How do you stop a black man from drowning? A: Quit peeing in his mouth.

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Sometimes I finger myself to some Madonna and Mary J. Blige shit. - Jesse

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What's big long, harry, and has glowing eyes? I dont know. Its under my bed. PLEASE SEND HELP!!!

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Why couldnt the man stop the car rolling down the hill? Because he had no legs.

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an ethopian thanksgiving

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Why did the man die? He had a terrible form of flesh-eating bacteria and he suffered a lot of pain.

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Why did the jew ask for $10 back after he lent a boy $2? Because of inflation

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Why did the spy cross the road? To get to the other hide.

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What do an onion and a hamster have in common? They are both in my Grandma's omelette.

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* two sisters are making yo mama jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

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A black man walks into a bar holding a weapon. He is asked to leave to leave because weapons are not allowed in the bar.

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A person affected by Alzheimer's is asked a knock knock question- Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Wait what are we doing again?

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Women are only good for seventy-one things: Love A proper home to come home to everyday 69

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All the kids at school we're playing soccer on a sunny day except Jenny, because she had a headache and didn't come to school that day

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the man walk in to the shop and brought a pet nothing

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Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

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Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

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A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

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What is pink, red and silver and crawls into walls? A baby with forks in it's eyes

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Why did the homosexual man buy the antijoke book he enjoys reading

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A priest and a small child enter a bar. The bartender takes his son back from the priest, paying him $30 for his exemplary babysitting services.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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You no what the biggest lie in history is? Agreeing to the terms and services whenever you sign up for a website

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Children and bretheren, stinky cheese Stinkyy cheeeese. Like this or you will smell stinky cheese in your bedroom

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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