- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man screem before he crashed his car? i dont know, he died.

How many dyslexic people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Filing cabinet.

What do you call a person with cancer A hospital patient, what did you expect? Oh. Of course you expected Chewbacca.

What do Jesus, The Easter Bunny, and Santa Claus all have in common? Their middle names are all Larry.

A: My dog has no nose! B: How does he smell? A: He cannot smell, because he has no nose.

A black guy wearing a mask runs into a store, points his gun at the cashier, steals some money and runs out. The police start an investigation the following morning

I like that, yet I wonder if our subconscious knows what it is what we seek, maybe we need to tell ourselves that we will find happiness, and then the mind leads us there.

What did the Japanese kid get for his birthday? Nothing, his gifts were washed away.

Llega San Pedro le dice a dios y se va.

why was allison crying? because her mom's dead.

Your momma's so old, she your family should be proud to know someone who has lived such a long and full life.

How do you stop the mailman from performing his daily routes? You fill his house with blood thirsty bobcats

You sick fiend

Hey babe, did it hurt when the doctor cut off your umbilical cord when your mother gave birth to you. Because I have a bellybutton too!

whats 1 + 1? 2

if life gives you melons, then you're most likely dyslexic.

Knock Knock. Who's There? I don't know. I'm paralyzed.

Why did the man cry himself to sleep at night? Because the doctors gave him 3 months to live.

When ducks fly in a V formation do you know why one side is longer than the other? Because there are more ducks on that side.

- Knock, knock. -- How many dead babies does it take to cross the street and walk into a bar? - That's an odd question to ask to a visitor. -- Your mom.

Where did the RICH black man go to? His home

A horse walks into a bar. The barman asks "Why the long face?" The horse takes offense and replies "I was born like this."

Why did the fat man get thrown out of an all you can eat buffet? He molested a waitress

Yo mama so stupid she was trying to put her M&M's in alphabetical order

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