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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Once upon a time in a far away kingdom, people lived in it. The End.

Q: There is an Elf King, King Kong, and Godzilla all on the empire state building. Which one jumps first? A: None, because none of them exist.

why cant little timmy ski? he was born without legs.

Little molly says she wants to have a baby when she grows up because her little baby brother died of ta-sacs 6 months after birth.

Q: why was the baker a coward? A: his own mother told him his potential would amount to nothing more than a baker and when a dinosaur came into the bakery he ran away

what did the unicorn say to the centaur? nothing because neither exist

Songs can be interpreted in many different ways you know: "Whenever, Wherever" - Prostitution "You raise me up" could be an advert for Viagra; And as for "love is in the air" - masturbating from a rooftop comes to mind. [L]

Why is bobsledding the coolest sport? Because this is my subjective opinion.

knock knock who's there? faith

Q: what did Don Draper do after he saw an attractive woman at the ABC store? A: went home and thought about her while drinking his scotch.

Why didn't the chef serve the black guy his food? Because he wasn't a waitor.

Knock Knock Who is there? Orange Orange who? Orange-Banana

What is worse than banging your knee on the coffee table? Tripping over one of the legs and smacking your head on the floor, causing a severe concussion.

What do you call literature that's depressing and hard to read? ...a valued part of the English curriculum

What's funny about cheese? Nothing.

whats better then a pile of dead babies? 2 piles of dead babies

Why didn't the mexican make the basketball team? He had never practiced and was overweight

Poems are great but sometimes they don't make refridgerater

why couldn't the black man get a job? Because he was a violent sociopath with a criminal record.

A- Knock knock. B- Who's there? A- The interrupting doctor. B- The interrupt- A- You have cancer.

What do you call a person who is deaf. It doesn't matter, they wont be able to hear it when you call them.

jamie and danel texta like to make love to each other using a gerbal as a toy when they make love they get a african covered in jelly to help them.

How do Mexicans like their eggs? It's a matter of personal opinion, of course.

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