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why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

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I ounce had a parrot it talked buy never said im hungry so it died

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what do michael Jackson and little boys do in the dark alone? they turn on the flashlight

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Not only did 7 have that intimidating look to him, but 6 had recently found out that he was a well known mob boss who also went by the name of Lucky Seven. he was in charge of a gang called The Prime Numbers. They had been terrorizing 6's city for sometime now, whether it was stealing, mugging, or even killing or vandalism. 6 sure had a lot to fear, but he knew things might turn out well, as 6 had a great ability to try his best and do what he believed in: Justice

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the correct way to eat spaghetti? Put it in your mouth.

Please ignore this statement.

So, why won't the blonde date the Asian guy? Because she's afraid of commitment.

What did 4 Year Old Jonny get for his birthday? Death.

What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

I just threw up..In my pants.

What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk? "I set WHO free?"

Mary had a little lamb And a side of fries.

Your'e probably not going to laugh at this joke, it wasn't made to be funny

why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

I ounce had a parrot it talked buy never said im hungry so it died

what do michael Jackson and little boys do in the dark alone? they turn on the flashlight

What do lazy asses get for Christmas? Fat

One, two, three, four and five

A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

Why did the blonde walk into the bar? To get a beer.

Knock knock Who's there? Boo AHHH A GHOST D:

Roses are Blue Violets are red, I need to go the the bathroom

How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

You know what's a real drag? A club foot

Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

Who didnt visit the orphanage this year? Mom...

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