Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I can't remember. I have amnesia from when I was hit by a bus as a child.

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Well, I feel that I've stepped outside my comfort zone.

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Oh my god it's the twinkie mobile!

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Why did little Timmy scrape his knee? He was launched off of an aircraft carrier.

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what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

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Three blind mice. See how they run. Into things.

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Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

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What did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved

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Why don't woman wear watches? Because there is a clock on the stove!

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Why did the mexican go back to mexico? He grew up there

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What 10 inches long and wont be getting sucked this valentines day? Whitney Houstons crack pipe

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Rebecca black walked into a bar. She was then escorted out because she is under-aged.

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Why did the student get expelled from a Christian school? He continually beat other students between class periods.

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican; the black man had too much alcohol and the Mexican was the designated driver.

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I scream, you scream, we all scream when hit by an ice cream truck

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'knock knock' 'Who's there?" "the mailman, Ive got mail for you"

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How do you break your fan in the summer You dont its hot and you need it

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Why was the little boy sad? -Because he was on Fire.

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Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

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What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

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Q. There were 2 Mexicans in a car, who was driving it? A. The police officer.

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Why did the christmas tree smell like shit? because pavaroti used it as a dildo

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Why did Chuck Norris eat a sandwich? Because he was hungry.

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I'm homeless.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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