The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

Whenever someone asks you why you're sad, always remember this simple answer so that people won't keep asking you more questions: "Because Hitler died"

Roses are red, Bacon is brown, this poem makes no sence, BACON!!

how do you kill a blond? there are many ways but every one of them is illegal and could be criminally chargeable.

What word starts with N and ends with R that you never want to call a black person? Neighbor.

WHAT? FRIENDS? DID YOU NOT READ MY QUICKFUCK PROFILE? Likes: Orgies. Favorite color: Pussy. Description:Looking for women with vaginas (maybe an asshole is fine too) Please, I am a womanizer, of course we are friends, heck I am even romantic, you know romantic as in... Uh... Well, maybe not my rose bud... (because that did really not appear at the solve media right now)

Q: WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A SKINNY PERSON AND A JESSE? Answer: THE SKINNY PERSON IS VERY LEAN AND THE FAT PERSON IS VERY JELL-OUS

your mother is so heavily obese, she became one of the 60 million individuals in America who are obese today.

What did the pretty young girl get for her birthday? Cake and presents (get your mind out of the gutter).

Knock, Knock. Who's there? It's me, Jeremy. Oh, great to see you! Come inside. They then have a great time watching TV and eating snacks

Wanna hear a joke? No? Oh

what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

why does the man appear fat he is

How many ADD kids does it take to change a light bulb? Wanna ride bikes?

What did lil' Bobby get for christmas? Cancer.

Why did the man put his money in the freezer? hes retarded.

Horse walks into a bar. 'The barman says 'why the long face?' The horse says 'I've got cancer'.

Whats the worst thing a 13 year old could do? Have a Bar Mitzvah in Holocaust Germany.

A man walks into a bar and is slowly tearing his life apart. maybe because he is drinking poisonous acid instead of beer

Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Why does Tim Teblow love men? Logan Cole told him to.

My mother's star sign was Cancer. Ironic how she died really. She was attacked by a giant crab.

A Hispanic man, an African woman, and a Caucasian man walk into a bar. No one wins this round of "Racial Equality Appreciation Day's" game of limbo.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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