- Anti Joke

Q: Whats the difference between a trash can full of dead babies, and a porch? A: A porch isnt in my garage.

Why didn't the new baseball cap fit little Tommy? Because Tommy was decapitated

A dinosaur is walking down the street. He is soon confronted by a human. The human says to the dinosaur, "Hey, your a dinosaur." Which the dinosaur replies with, "Yes, yes i am." The dinosaur then stands there for a few seconds wondering why he is in the same time period as the human. And as to why a dinosaur would talk.

Why would Bill Clinton like Jess so much? Cause he has a vagina, smells like shit, and has cankles.

What did the doctor say to the lawyer? Nothing. They weren't even together. He was in the hospital saving people and the lawyer was in his office working on a case.

what happened to the man who fell off the boat? He died!

Yo momma so fat, when she sits on a rainbow nothing happens, as rainbows are merely rays of light refracted off of water particles in the air, apparent to humans only on a visible spectrum.

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because if he stayed on the farm, he would have been condemned to a miserable life, subjected to deplorable living conditions and an eventual pain-filled death by the hand of a cruel and heartless farmer. Crossing that road was his only chance of salvation.

Wihat's red, green, and goes 100 miles an hour? A frog in a blender!!!!!

My brother gave my mom AIDS. My mom gave my dad AIDS. My dad gave my dog AIDS. My dog gave me AIDS. I gave my sister AIDS. My sister called the police because of the wild case of AIDS.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

steven hawking walks into a bar just kidding he has a horrable disiese preventing him from walking

What do a turtle and a bowling ball have in common? Nothing

Ask me if I care. Do you care? No.

Q:If quizes are, "guizicles," then what are tests? A:Who calls quizes, "quizicles?"

Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

Your mom is so fat, she weighs 732 kilograms.

Why didn't the little girl show up for school? Because she was dead.

Person 1: So now that were friends on facebook, you wanna hang out? Person 2: No I'd rather not.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead