Ed has spent all his days on the farm. It was the farm of his father and grandfather before him; long have they prospered from the fruits of this land. He has a wife and 3 beautiful children, all of whom live happily on the farm. Ed still manages to keep an active social life, and has lots of interesting friends. His best friend is Moe. As a young man, Ed had spent a few years living in the city for his studies. Moe lives in the city, and he knows Ed from College. One day, Moe came out to the farm to have lunch with his old friend. After lunch, he and Ed took a walk around the farm. They passed by the horses, the chickens, the pigs and finally they came to the cows. Ed looked at Moe, and he saw that he was focused intently on a single cow. "What's the matter, Moe?" he asked. "That," Moe said, "is one skinny cow."

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Paul was mowing his lawn when he felt a bump. It turned out it was a bunny. Paul felt bad but the bunny felt worse

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Because the tractor hadn't seen the chicken.

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There is a horse sitting at a bar, and the bartender says MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You'd run away too if someone left the gate open and you happened to be a dog.

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HA HA HA HA HAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHYHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA - Bomber

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God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

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Roses are red violets are blue monkeys like you belong in the zoo but don't be afraid I'll be there to that in the cage but laughing at you

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What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

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Knock, Knock! Who`s there? Your mama`s stupid! Your mama`s stupid who? Your mama`s stupid as a rock! I` m going to cut your eyes out and use them as baseballs!

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Why did helen kellers dog committ suicide? You would to if you had massive clinical depression.

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Why did the teacher fall on her face? She was shot in the back of her head.

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whats worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in ten dumpsters.

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What did little Timmy get for Christmas after he was diagnosed with leukemia? A gift card to Bed Bath and Beyond because he was interested in redecorating.

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What's worse than an arrow to the knee? -A bullet in the head.

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Have you ever tried ethiopian food Neither have they

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Did you hear about the kidnapping in Milwaukee? They woke him up.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

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What day is it today? It's "Jack Daniels Day" according to that guy with the shopping cart filled with kittens.

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What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

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What does the fox say? Nothing a fox is incapable of speech.

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What do Ethiopians do on Fridays? Starve.

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Mother: "George what happenend to your pet rock?" George:"I dont know." Mother:"Here! I found your pet rock. It was in the same place it was before!"

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Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Because she had no arms!

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