- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

Heard about the dyslexic fellow who sold his soul to Santa? That worked out OK, but Christmas was hell.

A pregnant woman walks into a bar and miscarries.

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

Why didnt sally throw out her lunch? Her mom had a miscarriage, she was never born.

Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Yes, are you on a horse? No. Oh...

How did the Mexican get across the boarder? He applied for a student visa. He was a promising young scholar who had no trouble being accepted to a prestigious college.

Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

a boy walks into a hospital ward, and procedes to break down into tears because his family died

So this chat, the talk on the phone was all a ruse?

Variants: :) I will always assist you in whatever you want. :( I want to kill you all by myself! Sense? Non? Fuck? Mind? Fission Mailed? Impossible Mission.

Q. I look in a mirror. What do I see? A.My reflection

I met a muslim girl the other day Shes the bomb

What's sad about the Holocaust? Lots of men, women, children were brutally murdered in horrible ways.

Three guys walk into a bar. The four man hastily ducks, grabs his phone and calls the local paramedic.

Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

Why did the black man get a welfare check? Because he was either unemployed and decided he wanted someone to keep feeding his family, or decided to push forth the unfortunate stereotype of African-Americans not wanting to work and being lazy. Or maybe he didn't, why don't you ask him?

Why was Jacob not allowed to play sports? He fell down in the middle off the street and got ran over 50 times and could never do anything again.

what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

What was the last thing that went into the head of the space pilot of the Challenger shuttle right before it crashed? He was probably thinking about his wife and family...

Why was the boy sad? A crazed drifter killed his family and made him watch.

Why did the Salesman leave the leper colony? He had to wish his daughter a happy birthday.

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What did the baby do when it crossed the rode? It didn't get across it got hit by a car.

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