- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How do you get a blonde out of a tree? A: Throw a moneky at her

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

Why is Joel always with Jamie? Because her incorrectly positioned eyes prevent her from seeing the true Joel.

Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

You ask your friend if they want to hear a joke when they say yes tell them that thought you had a joke

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

Q: Knock knock Q: Who's there? A: Not Suzie

Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

Q.What happens when Torres scores A. He doesn't

What's the difference between a Jew and a Fire extinguisher? One puts out a fire the other one fuels it.

A Mexican walks into a bar. He walked out with a concussion. -ilikecrepes97

A Jewish boy walks up to his father and says: Dad, can I borrow 50 dollars? The dad responds: 40 dollars?!? What are you going to do with 30 dollars?!?

roses are red poo is poo

why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

Gay people: "Quit calling Justin Bieber gay, we don't want him either."

What's big, yellow and if it fell from a tree it would kill you? A JCB!

Q- what's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A- you take of your shoes to jump on a trampoline

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes.

roses are red violets are blue I lost my dog to typhoid it was an unfortunate case of bed luck

Your mamma's so fat she has diabetes and may die because she may not be able to loose enough weight to keep her blood sugar at a regulated number.

What's the opposite of a joke? An anti-joke. You're reading one right now.

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