- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

Two peanuts were walking down the road. One was assaulted because they were walking in Detroit.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You'd run away too if someone left the gate open and you happened to be a dog.

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What would Loiter Squad be if the characters were white? A show.

on a scale from 0 to 100, how childish are you? 69

A one legged man walks into a bar and falls down.

Why did Bob scream "Nurrrrrrrrr!!"?.....because he was mentally challenged.

A blind man jumped out of the way as a car ran through the red light at a one way street.

Your mom is soo fat that when God said "let there be light" he had to ask her to move

why did the hobo want cancer so badly? he really needed a haircut

Yo' Mama is so fat, her driver's license says, "picture continued on other side."

Tim: Ya know what was wondering? Paul: What? Tim: Actually, I'm not wondering about it anymore.

the boy fell, because he hit a bump.

Why did the teenager take a shower? Because she was brutally raped by a serial rapist and felt dirty. Unfortunately for her, she was unaware that she was washing off the prints from her body and the rapist was never found

All of these jokes are about white people

What do you call a squirrel in my yard? Dead.

Hey I just met you you are a sneaker smell my gym socks and then pick oot throughyour nose

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A present.

Q. What did the chicken say to the buffalo? A. Nothing, this is an improbable predicament.

How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself pink and throw green banana at her.

What was so funny about my sister getting raped? Nothing, there's never anything funny about someone getting raped, especially when it is a close friend or family member

An old man walks into a bar. He suffered greater injury than a younger man due to his advanced age and deteriorating health. But he did eventually recover by strictly adhering to his doctor's advice of bed rest, improved diet, and increased, yet moderate, aerobic exercise.

Whats similar between an apple and a black guy there is no similarities between them

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