What is the diffrence between you and I. I am not sure because i have not meet you yet

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Jebron Lames.

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How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

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Two muffins are in an oven. They say absolutely nothing because they're muffins and not sentient.

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Whats the difference between a squirrel and a grape? They're both squirrels but ones a grap...

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What's the difference between a educated black man & a educated white man? One's black, One's white

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? That is not nearly as important as how to cure cancer so let's not worry about it.

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A scantily dressed woman is standing at an intersection. She is a prostitute.

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How did the Jewish man play racquetball? With a racket and a birdie.

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Want to hear a joke? Too bad.

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How do you call a black person in KFC? By a Phone.

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My mother has great posture. She's paralyzed from the neck down.

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A German and an American walk into a bar. George W. Bush got hurt, but Albert Einstein didn't.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

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Your momma is so fat, she doesn't have a birthday. She has a birthweek.

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My house is on fire I'll probably die posting this joke

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What did Santa say when he came to drop off your toys? Nothing. Santa doesn't exist.

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I like my women like bacon. Greasy and full of wrinkels

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Why did the Pakistani man cry when the Nigerian man was killed in a terrorist attack? They were lovers.

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Why did the bus crash? Because the bus driver was a potato.

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Say the line below all very fast to get sudden strange sensation... Magic-ish. I like to find threes and peel of their... BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK... ...BARKBARK BARK BARK BARK BARK! Done? Now sit Down, have a little treat Good boy/girl! :Look well at the sun, the jagged Blackness will consume all, Your little star forever but a ever fading memory.

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why does the man appear fat he is

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people who spank you sure are a pain in the ass.

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