Q:What do you call a mexican witha clean record? A: Impossible

Why did the black man walk into the catholic church? He was catholic.

Wanna hear the orphan joke knock knock who's there? not you parents

whats the sad part of 4 negroes driving off a cliff? the car couldve fit 5

Michael Jackson and Barack Obama talked to each other about oreos

There is a bunch of penguins and they fall of a cliff

I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

A guy uses Google locations to find his friend Chuck Norris.

Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

Water is blue. Fire is red. Come on let me show you what happen in the bed.

Why was the unemployed dolphin trainer so sad? His life has no purpoise. In an unrelated topic, how is he unemployed id he is a dolphin trainer?

You say tomayto, I say ecstasy.

Rain rain go away, and don't come back or else i will kill your family.

What's brown and smells like shit? Brown colour. I'm synesthetic.

What did Oprah get for christmas? Weight Watchers

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

What's the difference between a duck? Both legs are of equal length, especially the right.

Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

Why was Jimmy sad he couldn't play the Playstation? He didnt have one

Whats worse than hard cheese?Cheese DUH

Why is my penis rainbow colored?

swag

Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death

Shark week? More like owl week. Hoo!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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