- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I am strangling you. Do you see my arms? I AM FREAKEN STRANGLING YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

Drew Knowles is gay

Q:Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because he lost all of his tongue due to the chemicals of cigarettes.

why are you reading these jokes? i have nothing else to do. ok

What do you call someone without legs or arms laying at your front door? Steve

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So I'm blowing this guy and he starts rubbing his finger through my hair... So I started thinking, what a fag.

How do u make a black man cry? Kill his family!

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

why cant the blind man read brail? he has no fingers

What do you call a griraffe and a duck who's favorite colors are both purple? A coincidence in which two unrelated species have the same preference in colorant hues.

What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

When I became a WoMan, no, its a nice subject, I do not mind at all.

How many chickens does it take to cross the road? It only takes 1 chicken to cross the road. You don't need a lot.

What do you call a doctor without a head? Deceased

Why does Ray Charles always smile? Because he doesn't know he's black.

A young black man walks into a KFC. He takes a quick stop in the bathroom and continues on the road to his ivy league college.

Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

Did you know him? Why the anonymous tip?

Why did the serial killer need the knife? He needed to butter his bread

What do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with a kickline

A pair of brothers walked into a bar. It was where the wake was being held from their mother's funeral.

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A Pogo Stick

what did rishi say to jess ? GOOD ONE

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