- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do michael Jackson and little boys do in the dark alone? they turn on the flashlight

Q. What's cold and has no feelings? A. A pole

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? This year I'm going to win the golden brief case!

what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun? Because leprechauns don't exist.

yo mama is so old, so old that she was given senior citizen discount at the restaurant.

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? The bench can support a family of 4?

In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

What's the difference between the WNBA and the NBA? The WNBA features female athletes, as oppose to the males of the NBA.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? A. Spot

Whats the difference between a black man and a bike? I don't enjoy riding bikes.

why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

What's green and has wheels? Grass i was lying about the wheels.

What did thirty starving Jews fight for on the train ride to Birkenau? A crumb. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

Why couldn't Jimmy go bowling with the rest of his friends? His parents shot him.

why did logan cross the road? to get raped by his father again

How do you stop an aboriginal from drowning? Take your foot off his head...

Q: Why are pine trees green? A: Because of the green pigments in the leaves known as chlorophyll which are used to capture sunlight.

Is this the Krusty Crab? Yes.

oh hai i'm al gore reduce ur carbon footprint lolz

What did the Jew say to the German? Yes I would like fries with that.

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