- Anti Joke

I guy goes into a coffee shop and says I'll have a coffee and a danish. The clerk says we're all out of danish. The guy says I'll just have the danish then.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally!

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Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

How do you punish Helen Keller? Sit her in the corner and deprive her of things she likes to do.

A Jew walks into a bar........... he buys it.

Guess What!? What?! GIGGITY GIGGITY GOOOOOOOOO!!!!! (ALL RIGHT) OH.

This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

Whats the difference between a horse and glue? Nothing

Massie is a fatass

knock knock... who's there? uninterrupted cow uninterrupted cow who?? exactly....

A man walks into a bar. There is no one there.

Why do dogs bark? Idk why? Cause there dogs

whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so fat that I would call her quite fat indeed.

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

Why was Sally sad? She was the only survivor of a plane crash that killed her entire family.

roses are red violets are blue i'm chinese and i don't know a joke pickle.

Two elves walk into a bar. The hobbit laughs and walks under it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it looking for food for it was starving to death.

How do you turn a piece of meat into a vegetable Break her neck

Who's the best player in Madden 07 on the PS2? Michael Vick.

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You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.