What did the horse say to the other horse? Nothing, they're both horses

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why did the girl have pink hair? because she died it purple, but it didn't work.

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Why did the man walk into the bar Because he was an acoholic

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How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

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A man rode into town on Friday and came out on Friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a couple of hours

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Whats funnier than 24 ? 25

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How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

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Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

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The next person to submit a 'roses are red' 'joke', is cursed to always prematurely ejaculate from here until eternity

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I heard a joke one time about a Rabbi, a Priest, and a little boy. It wasn't funny.

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If atheism is a religion, then not collecting stamps is a hobby.

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Who would win in a fight between superman and flash? Chuck Norris

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Q: what do you call a mushy green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

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Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

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What is sad and disappointing? Nevada's and California's snow pack.

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Two black males walk into the bar due to circumstances, one of them has to leave early to tend to his ill wife, and the other enjoys his night drinking and making small talk with new friends PS: the one above was wrong sorry :(

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Today i saw 2 midgets walking.........now there hanging together.....in a tree.....by there necks,,,,...............I f***n hate midgets

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What's black and blue and is scared to death? the kid in my trunk

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Why was the kindergartener crying in the corner? His family was poor and his father abused him.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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(Insert short question here) (Insert long semi-irrelevant answer here)

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What do you call a black guy driving an airplane? A pilot

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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