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Whats black and has white cream in it? Oreos

What do you call somebody who votes for Donald Trump? A voter. What do you call somebody who votes for Hillary Clinton? A voter.

what do you call a black man living in Brooklyn making over ten-thousand dollars a week? a hard worker

Q: What does a baby look like in a microwave? A: I don't know, I don't masturbate with my eyes open.

who is smarter than a human? a nerd

What is worse than losing your phone charger... Being viciously raped by a group of angry vegans feminist mad at you for eating a burger, while walking out of Hooters.

why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

What is the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari. There isn't a Ferrari in my garage.

what is the different between a prostitute and your wife one is on contract and the other pay as you go

What do anti-jokes and a can of corn have in common? Both can be stored indefinitely and accessed and enjoyed at will.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. ( to heaven )

why couldn't the girl sit down? she didn't have a butt.

What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

Your mother is so retarded. How retarded is she? Very retarded.

What is the difference between a dog and God? A dog is physical living creature while God is a supernatural being.

What do you call a black man riding a bike? A hard worker, he saved up his money for weeks trying to buy a bicycle.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats black and has white cream in it? Oreos

What do you call somebody who votes for Donald Trump? A voter. What do you call somebody who votes for Hillary Clinton? A voter.

what do you call a black man living in Brooklyn making over ten-thousand dollars a week? a hard worker

Q: What does a baby look like in a microwave? A: I don't know, I don't masturbate with my eyes open.

who is smarter than a human? a nerd

What is worse than losing your phone charger... Being viciously raped by a group of angry vegans feminist mad at you for eating a burger, while walking out of Hooters.

why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

What is the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari. There isn't a Ferrari in my garage.

what is the different between a prostitute and your wife one is on contract and the other pay as you go

What do anti-jokes and a can of corn have in common? Both can be stored indefinitely and accessed and enjoyed at will.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. ( to heaven )

why couldn't the girl sit down? she didn't have a butt.

What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

Your mother is so retarded. How retarded is she? Very retarded.

What is the difference between a dog and God? A dog is physical living creature while God is a supernatural being.

What do you call a black man riding a bike? A hard worker, he saved up his money for weeks trying to buy a bicycle.

knock knock - whos there whos there -"im confused" try it on someone

you know its foggy outside when you step outside and its foggy outside.

Why was the girl running? She had to catch her bus.

What is worse than a papercut? Losing your legs in Vietnam.

Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

How to shrink China's population in a few minutes? Nuke them all, simple.

What's Hitler's favorite drink? Jews (meaning juice)

How do you offend a black man? Call him a nigger.

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