A priest and a rabbi walks into a bar. The bartender looks at them and says "is this some kind of joke?".

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A farmer and his son were walking to the well to fetch some water. The farmer stops, turns to his son and is mauled to death by a lion because they were in Africa.

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The funniest thing happened in my dream last night, i dreamed that banks would stop ripping people off and start treating people like humans. How wierd is that :D

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what did one worm say to the other worm? nothing. worms are incapable of speaking.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Why did Jimmy's grandma never come home ? Her liver failed .

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Two penises walk into a minefield. Both are very careful with their every step and try not to be blown.

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What is worse than finding a dead bug in your coffee? September 11, 2001

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what did the boy who liked trucks get for his birthday? POOP

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Roses are gray, violets are gray. I am a dog.

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Ask me if I'm a rock. Are you a rock? No.

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Q. What has 5 chins, 10 eyes, 10 feet, and 50 fingers? A. Five People.

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A Jew man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

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A blind man walk in to a bar... He then yells a 4 letter explative, backs up, and walks around it.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a schizophrenic And so am I

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Q:how do you fit 100 jews in a car? A:2 in the front 3 in the back and the other 95 in the ashtray

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What's brown and sticky? Syrup.

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How many Polacks does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to change the lightbulb, one to hold the ladder.

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A Jewish person had a robber in their house. Who broke in? Adolf Hitler

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You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

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Your momma is so fat when she heard about the quater pounder she thought it was for a quarter.

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It is so hot out here, that it could melt an ice cube that was once in the freezer!

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What did a boy dying from cancer get for Christmas? The news that his cancer progressed and he would soon die. He underwent a surgery that got rid of the cancer and he was cured. He ran out of the hospital in excitement and got hit by a bus. He recovered slowly, but lived. By this time it was June and his birthday, he returned to school later that year. He got called fat and committed suicide.

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So a jelly bean walks into a bar. The bartender asks him "whatchuu doin here jelly bean" the jelly bean doesn't respond and sits there awkwardly because he neither speaks English nor has the brain capacity to move or breathe. The bartender closes the store and comes back the next day to find the bean in the same awkward position.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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