Roses are red violets are blue monkeys like you belong in the zoo but don't be afraid I'll be there to that in the cage but laughing at you

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A baby seal walks into a bar... The bartender looks at it and says: too young.

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i punched my mother in the face once she cried

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito is a common insect in the family Culicidae. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapien, a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans

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9/11

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What's the difference between a jew and a bottle of ketchup? People actually like ketchup.

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nicky finds it really hard to get it up.

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What's worse that getting raped by a frog? That would never occur, as frogs do not have genitalia to commit rape.

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your mom is so fat that when she walks in America with a yellow coat as they get a taxi

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a. get me a drink b. a would but but i got no arms

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Did you know there was a black man in my family tree? He married my aunt.

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An Irishman, a Jew, an Asian, and a Priest all walk into a bar This is an example of a well-balanced community

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Roses are red and so is venus now kneel down and suck my penis:)

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What do Robbers Get for Christmas? Other peoples things.

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Why are Holocaust locations so expensive? They were mass acres.

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Man goes to the doctors, says doctor, im depressed. ive tried everything but i just cant see the bright side of life anymore, it seems empty to me, like theres no point in existing. The doctor certifies the man as clinically depressed and alerts the relevant authorities.

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What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

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A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The grass is always greener on the other side.

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what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

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How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

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why did the firefighter let the fire burn... becuase of inattentivieness. he will soon be fired.

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Why was the boy mentally retarded? Because his mother was a tree

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Why couldn't the blonde count to 70? because 69 was a mouth full:)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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