what's blue , and you can urinate it? a rim block.

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There are two parrots sitting on a perch. One parrot says to the other parrot, "Do you smell fish?"

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Q: Why was the chicken waterboarded? A: Because the guy liked being cruel to animals.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm Schizophrenic And so am I.

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Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

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Why'd the squrille fall out of the Tree? Cause it was dead

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Why wasn't cacto at school that day. Because Silas gave him extreme butthole aids.

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Why was the dentist sent to jail? Because he committed a crime.

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Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

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Why did the magician die when he tried to escape from the handcuffs underwater? Because he drowned and failed his magic trick.

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Why do chickens have feathers? Because chickens are birds and birds have feathers.

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A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

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Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1...Kaboom!

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Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

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"You just went and made a new dinosaur?" "And due to its well-developed core muscles the staff behind Jurassic World has called it - 'ABDOMINUS PEX'." "That's a stupid name."

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What's worse than forgetting to charge your cell phone battery? Getting wrongfully accused and going to jail and get raped by inmates for the rest of your life.

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curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

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What is said about the man who is addicted to online gaming? He plays more than 5 hours per day and doesn't have any social contacts or whatsoever.

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two men write a poem one says quack the other says woof what is the middle of the number witch is amazing because who ever is reading this you are beautiful and have chucken food ion your cheek bone connected to the knee cap indeed i shall write on to you guys saying how lovley it is TO MAKE FIRENDS WITH CHICKENS

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A baby seal walks into a club. He immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

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What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

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Ask me if i'm a serial killer Are you a serial killer? Yes and I killed your family

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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