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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" the bartender asks. The horse kills everyone in the bar and stampedes the other horses into town.

Why don't Catholics allow people to wear condoms? Because they get stuck in the alter boys braces.

When geese migrate, why is one side of the V longer than the other? There are more birds on that side.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a wanted serial killer on the run from the police

why do black people like watermellon? becasue it is a delicious red fruit at a wonderful price

person 1: don't look person 2:Why person 1:because my shirt not on and my boobs are jiggiling

why don't asians use this finger (point at pinky)? because it's my finger.

What did the one midget say to the other midget? We r both small

What did the duck say? Nothing. Everyone knows that ducks can't talk.

roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

Whats red and has wheels? An apple, I was just kidding about the wheels.

A man walks into a bar... He has a severe drinking problem, and his wife weeps for him

Why did the girl talk to her computer? Because she was Skyping with some faraway friends. Why were her friends far away? She was sent to the moon. Why was she sent to the moon? Because she tried to create eternal night.

When someone calls me ugly, I run up and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because I pushed him.

It is wrong to strip a homeless man of his clothes and chew his face off. Note to self: Explain this to someone before they have taken bath salts.

What did one volcano say to the other? Nothing. Volcanoes are inanimate objects that do not possess the ability to speak.

Imagine yourself in a box with no windows and no doors. How do you get out? Stop imagining.

Why could'nt the Jew drink milk? He was laptose intolerant.

Why was Jimmy sad? Because he has a frog stapled to his forehead

How many blondes does it take to replace a light bulb? Well, it depends if the person is blond or not. Also the person's age, as kids may not understand this proses at all.

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