What is similar about Michael Jackson and Walmart? Nothing they have nothing to do with each other

How hot was the blonde considering she was in Africa for the first time and it was 103 degrees, very

Knock Knock! Who's There? Billy Sup Billy, come on in!

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? He said : "where's my tractor?!"

roses are red violets are blue maskrosor are gula

A man walks into a bar. Something funny happens.

when life givs you lemons you say no thank you i dont take food from strangers

A boy kills DEER & cooks it & doesn't tell friends what it is. He gives a clue "Its what my girlfriend calls Me!..

Why didnt Stevie Wonder wave back at the white man? Because he's a racist.

I may be ugly, but I'm also dumb.

A woman gets into the front seat of a car and starts driving.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the baby monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the dead monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Why did the Jewish man stop to pick up a quarter off the filthy street? He saw a homeless man begging on the street corner and thought that he could give him the spare change he found.

Did you hear phonsi was Gay? I just found out too, he walked into the diner and said, "ive got AAIIIIIDS."

What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? Boyscouts came back from camp

How do you stop a plane? Land it.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He did not have sufficient stability in his arm at that moment causing him to loosen his grip and drop his ice cream.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house... knock knock who's there the chicken

A horse walks into a bar and Shits John Taffer is Pissed

How do you make a mime make noise? Throw a brick at his face

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

womens rights.

I walk in to a bar, ask for a beer, get drunk, walk away and.... hmmm.. how could I finish the joke??..

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was an attempted suicide. His family left him, he had been in and out of rehab for a terrible cocaine addiction for over ten years, and was still having nightmares about his abusive past.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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