- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

Why couldn't Jimmy go bowling with the rest of his friends? His parents shot him.

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When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

what did hellen keller name her dog? answer: unnumnumnum

Knock Knock Who's there? The Holocast ...

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's dog? Neither has anyone else, because it ran away yesterday, and was most likely hit by a car.

What happens to a banana after it gets sunburnt? It peels.

"Knock Knock" "Just ring the bloody bell for once!"

Why did the aisian man get pulled over? Because he was going over the speed limit .

Why did the duly oppressed individual where sunglasses? Because the sun was bright.

Why are asians bad drivers? Driving schools in asia are severely less developed and therefore produce less experienced and skillful drivers. They also have asian eyes (:

Is this the Krusty Crab? Yes.

Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one

Why didn't the man get into Harvard? Because he had bad grades

Why don't bats have penises? They do. I tried. Menstruation.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up on its own? The kickstand was broken and the child whom of which owned the bicycle no longer had the need for training wheels.

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