Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

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What do you call a Welshman with a stick up his arse? A very odd man

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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What do you call a fish with no I Defected at birth

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Whats worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two busses.

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whats the best anti joke ever? mine you dipshit

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Roses are red, violets are red, sunflowers are red, HOLY CRAP, MY GARDENS ON FIRE!

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An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

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Q. How many blonds do you know? A. I don't know any blonds, but are you perhaps talking about blondes? Because if so, I still don't know any.

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Your mother is so fat that I would call her quite fat indeed.

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What's the coolest place to be in the solar system? Uranus.

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what is red and can grow hair water i lied about it growing hair and that it is red

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What's the difference between a police officer and a green dinosaur? They both aren't cabbages.

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How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

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Safety in numbers? Try telling that too six million Jews.

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What's white and black and red all over A nun with a spear throug her head

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what lies in ore an develops a golden tan ken bigleys body

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An English man, a German man and a Canadian man stood on the edge of a cliff. The English and German both jump off. What happens then? The Canadian says "they were serious?!" and runs away to fake his death and live the rest of his life as Frank Brown.

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9-11 please state your emergency. My house is flooding! Dad, youre in the swimming pool.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.... Knock, Knock, Who's there?: Not Sarah

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whats the difference between kroush and a bucket of shit? the bucket

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KANE AUDITIONS FOR BRITAINS GOT TALENT SIMON COWEL REAPES HIM

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Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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