Q: How do you stop a black man from drowning? A: Quit peeing in his mouth.

What does a ghost get when he watches porn? A boner

Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

Knock Knock Whos there 9/11 nine eleven who? You said you would never forget...

What's worse than a dead baby? What a sick question. Most would argue that nothing is worse than the death of an infant.

What do you call an blonde, brunette, and a redhead? There has yet to be a definition for a group of people categorized by hair color.

What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

What do you call a blackjack man driving a car? An average citizen.

Why couldn't Ariel talk in the Little Mermaid? Someone slit her throat.

Knock knock whose there nobody you have no friends remember

Why did the boy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus. Why did the bus crash? It hit a boy eating an ice cream cone.

What could be worse than a giant paint bubble? The Holocaust.

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How did the Mexican get into the United States? He showed his passport, and the correct documents & information, and was admitted into the country as a new American citizen.

What is better than a Beer? Two Beers.

Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

Why did the black guy die... Herpees he didn't practice safe sex

Why did the boy drop his ice cream. Because he got hit by a bus

Why hasn't little Johnny ever had a clown at his birthday party? Johnny is an underprivileged Hispanic member of the community.

Im black and want attention. I also love fried chicken and love Africa call for a good, African-American time..... Im black 4025406623

a dog walks into a bar....it sees the horse and starts barking which ever dentally startles and confuses the horse resulting in tables and chairs being knocked over .

If you're happy and you know it get a life

How does a black man laugh? He schuckles

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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