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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the man cross the road? A: Cause he felt like it.

What do you call a black man flying a plane ? - a pilot.

What did the woman say when she ate crabs. This smells like my vagina (This women died slowly from crabs)

A black woman and a white woman are in a bar. They don't talk to each other though because they don't know each other. THE END.

A blonde walks into a bar. She enjoys a refreshing, cold beverage with friends before returning home to sleep ahead of another day of hard work as a scientist.

Whats the difference between a monkey and another monkey? I dont know google it!

How did the black guy survive the bus crash? At the time of the bus crash, it was a segregated community, therefore no black people were allowed on buses.

A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

why did the woman walk into the kitchen? i don't know, but the better question is why she left in the first place.

whats white? everything thats not black, yellow, pink, red, blue, orange, purple, green, indigo, turquiose, grey, brown, khaki, gols, silver, bronze.

What did the little boy with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A gun

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

How do you make a grown man cry? Fling a rubber band at him.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

which is faster a) ferrari b) beetle a ferrari

When the poop hits the fan and you walk in with your pants around your ankles, it's a bad sign!

Whose your daddy? Not me

A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

What's worse than a bee sting? The holocaust What's worse then the holocaust? Two bee stings

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Getting shot.

A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

Why was the man attracted to other men? Because he was gay, and that is typically what happens when people are attracted to members of the same sex, and it is as natural as a man being attracted to women.

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