A black man walks into a store with a ski mask on... what does he do?? he buys skiis.

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What did thirty starving Jews fight for on the train ride to Birkenau? A crumb. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was very unhealthy, and had a heart attack attempting too

Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know... I thought no one knew the answer to that question...

Why didn't the man go to the movies?? Because he likes pie.

A boy spelled the word "banana" wrong on a spelling test... Points were deducted.

Why did the boy go back in time? He didn't. He was mutilated by rabid apes.

roses are red violets are blue holy sh*t slendermans behind you

what did the rapist say to the girl? get in the van

I like that, but why am I happy?

Jet fuel doesn't melt steel beams,heat does.

Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

Q: How many hair styles do celebreties induce annualy? A: I have no clue but I'm pretty sure that's a midget defacing your house!

How do you drown a blond girl? Forcibly hold her head under water until it enters the lungs and prevents the absorption of oxygen leading to cerebral hypoxia and myocardial infarction.

A guy walks into a bar and laughs. Later, a green, homosexual dinosaur dentist escorts him out to play a houdini banjo.

took my chevy to the levy but the levy was dry

Guess what my dad got me for my birthday? NOTHING, he left my mom and I when I was a baby.

AIDS is not a lifestyle it's a choice - and you chose wrong.

What did the facial stylist charge Jack Sparrow to get his ears pierced? A buc-an-ear!

What is a gremlin's favorite snack? Gremlins aren't real.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

Why did the Jew die? Because of old age

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