- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did the Olympic gold-medalist lose his faith in God? Because he began to feel that the the reasoning that most religions were based on was fairly spurious.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't so much cross the road as he did go down the road, to the supermarket, where he was sold to a family of 5, and taken down yet another road to the family's house, where they enjoyed a nice family dinner.

Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

Why does manure smell like poop? Because it is poop.

Why wad six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sexual offender.

Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

Why was the Asian girl doing a math problem? It was her homework that her teacher assigned her class.

what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

what kind of dog can tiptoe

Whats the difference between Jesus and the Pope. Jesus died 2 thousand years ago

What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.

What's worse than Twilight? New Moon. What's worse than New Moon? Eclipse. What's worse than Eclipse? Breaking Dawn. What's worse than Breaking Dawn? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Breaking Dawn Part 2.

Then I contracted bronchitis from the smoke. Unfortunately I don't not have time to visit a doctor to mend this debilitation. In fact, nobody does.

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open it.

A man was struck by lightning. What did you think he got super powers or something? No. He died a horrible death

How many dead babies can you fit in my truck? Thirty-seven and a half;)

What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?white vans

Why did Suzie's friend put rubbish in her mouth? Because Suzie is a rubbish bin.

What's brown and sticky? A stick. But if you answered poop you aren't wrong.

Yo momma so stupid she scored poorly on her SAT's in high school. She couldn't graduate college and now works a dead end job as a waitress.

Chuck Norris was dropped twice when he was a baby, once on concrete and once on hardwood

So a guy with no legs and no arms is on his death bed. He asks to sky dive one time before he dies.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??