what do you get when you mix peanut butter and jelly? a sweaty black guy

Flawed genetics? I am just sad, but then again I am a crybaby, mind sharing a bit more with me? I mean you wont call me wont you? You are not keeping me a secret from anyone right?

What do you call a black man? A normal human being

What did the white man say to the black man? Nice Pants

Knock Knock Who's There Trick or Treat!!!

What's the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? An elevator helps society

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

What did Buzz say to Woody? A lot. There were 3 movies.

What's worse than seeing Charlie sheen in a Turkish bath house? Watching the direct tv commercial for the 100th time today

What do call a man with no arms or no legs that sits on the couch? Grandpa after his amputations.

Man don't you hated when birds shit all over your car! Man I'm glad cows don't fly!

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocaust Whats worse that two Holocaust? Dane Cooks Comedian act

A buddhist walks up to a hotdog stand asks the server to make him one with everything

good looking women

What is that smell? I don't know. I'm color blind.

what did spiderman say before he saved mary jane? ill save you mary jane.

Why isn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She's dead.

friend' Knock Knock! you; no one home go away

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry, Show me your tits.

Why do showers have 11 holes? Because Jews only have 10 fingers

Dad's writes on son's Facebook wall: "Dear Son, How are you? All are fine here. We miss you a lot. Please!! TURN OFF THE COMPUTER & COME DOWN FOR DINNER!!! by darragh hamilton

how do u make a plummer cry? Kill his children.... :)

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Watching your mum get sandwiched by two black guys...

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got ran over.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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