What did the fish say when he swam into the wall? DAM!

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A watch and a pair of socks.

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Q~ What did the black man say to the priate when he pulled out a AK47? A~ "This is a gun. im going to kill you with it."

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A man walks into a bar, furious that his son had been knocked down by a car and was now in hospital with a fractured leg and concussion. Another man, who sits on a stool at the end of the bar, is playing with his drink and wondering if his wife had made a chicken curry, since she said she would for tonight's dinner.

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You should put some sand in your vagina to make the crabs feel more at home.

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What's worse than dieing? Not much.

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What did the teacher do? He taught.

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why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

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What did the chipmunk say to the nut? I'm gonna eat you.

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Why did Prius driver go to jail? Because he ran over someone and then fled the scene of the crime (at 11 mph)

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Will I be watching The Voice tonight? no.

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What's worse than beating a dead horse? Nothing. Beating a horse is just too much fun

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Knock Knock! ... Whos there? ... Daisy ... Daisy who? ... Daisy me trolling... ;)

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"Is this the Krusty Krab ?" I'M TIRED OF YOUR SHIT TYRONE.

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what has 911 got in commen with most bank robberies? all r inside jobs

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Cause KFC was chasing him.

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What happend to the girl who went to school dreased ugly She took the other students advice and whent home and killed her self

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What did micheal Jackson get for Christmas?a restraining order!

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I asked her where you were.

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What did the Brontosaurus say to the Triceratops? Nothing. Neither of them have ever existed.

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Why did Stephen hawking walk into A bar? He didn't. This situation is impossible considering the fact that he suffers from a horrible condition causing terrible muscular paralysis preventing him from walking.

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Weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee

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Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

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whats brown and has wings? a stick, i lied about the wings bit

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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