Why did everyone die in the world? Its 2012.

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Knock knock? Who is there? Nobody. Those were noises coming from your head.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Knock, Knock Knock, Knock who? Knock, Knock

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Your at a racism seminar. You learn not to call black people the n word but you know they really deserve it

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Why did god create planet earth? He isn't real.

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what did the little girl with no legs and no arms get for christmas? Cancer

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What can you tell by a black guy who walks into a bank with a ski mask on? His face was severely disfigured in a horrific accident.

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The last head of Satan, is oh but what you blamed upon Your faults, Your sins. The thoughts of Madness written here, yet potent enough to cloud Your thoughts.... Wait not forever children of man, as eternity is at its peak, the false prophet IS AMONGST US! But what side is he on? The last ditch attempt to protect humanity from a raging jealous vengeful God? Say it is not so! Say that darkness is not the only thing standing against you and eternal damnation... ...Yet you killed his only true child, you stole his name, his essence... Even his Identity... ...Even the Angels white are powerless to stop him, Your maker, Your true maker, for what is the grief of the holy, from which you took his only son... ...As you celebrate once and once anew... :...Merry CHRISTmas, to all of those of you all now left behind... Celebrate it well, as before the world reaches 2017, is where it all ends...

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A man walks into a bar and sees another man crying at the other end he asked what's wrong the man replies well its a long story I have time replyed the other man ok well me and my wife are always arguing. So I divided to go to the library after hours of reading I see a book about history and as im reading it its time to go home and when I was going to check it out I forgot my library card I get home and me and my wife make up and have a baby thats not bad at all said the other man yea you've never lost ur library card

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What do you call a Mexican hot dog? Lunch.

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Q How do you make the fire fighter sad? A Kill his dog

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Roses are red Violets are blue Columbine was funny

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Why did blonde cross the road? She needed to get to work.

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Teacher:What is the outer layer of a tree? Dog:Bark. Teacher: What is the square root of 69? Dog:8.30662386

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what is the best part about sleeping with twenty six year olds? they are usually very experienced in sexual intercourse so there isn't much awkwardness

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y do black people always have nightmares because we killed the one who had a dream

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Its over 9000 penises and they're all raping little children!!!!!

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Q. What do you call a blonde in a library? A. Lost.

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint.

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no.

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If I could Rearrange the alphabet, i would put U and Q together.

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*Dubstep* CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW BWAB BWAB

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How do you make a kids parents mad? Fly an SR71-BLACKBIRD into him.

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Q. What do you do when you cross an elephant, and a soccer ball. A. That would never happen.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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