Q:Whats the difference between NBC and the NBA? A: The NBA is the National Basketball Assocation and NBC is The No Body Cares.

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If you have 5 bucks and Chuck Norris has 5 buck you both have 5 bucks

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot. You racist.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken is now getting flowers for her dead children that got hit buy multiple cars, also the chicken is a human mother.

im trying to thing of a good joke...oh wait i got one but only one... ok ready?...oh wait...i forgot it again

Q: What does a really poor kid say to his friends? A: I hate over working for 75 cents an hour...

guess what the clown said to the kid... im a clown

Q. What do you call a Widow's Husband? A. Dead...

whats flat and useless? the walls of an abandoned house where land prices are increasing and properties are in high demand

Did You Hear about the Black Guy That went to College?....Neither Did I...

The other day I went into the bathroom to take a poo, It was Glorious I flushed the toilet and everything.

What did the woman say to the dog? Stop shitting on my carpet your dickhole

What is the most dangerous place to be right now? Rodney Kings pool.

Why did the black man die? He was shot

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer murdered his family

Yo momma's so fat that her weight is completely disproportional to the average weight of someone her age.

Read a Book.

Someone offers your friend one of two things he say's "choose witch one you want" your friends asks you and you say "if i were you, i'd be ugly"

Why cant the white man dunk? Because he lost his legs in a horrible car accident

Knock knock Who's there? *silence* WHO'S THERE? *silence* -Looks out window- Slenderman

yo mother is so fat, the recursive function computing her mass causes a stack overflow.

What's long and black? A long and black object.

Why is the sky blue during day? Because it would be night if it was black.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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