- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

Beans, beans, are good for your heart the more you eat the less hungry you are.

What did Reed read? A. Read?

Why did the white man buy a new pair of socks? His old ones has holes.

Why was the black man very rich? Because he was a lawyer who worked hard and was able to provide himself with a steady income.

Chuck Norris was dropped twice when he was a baby, once on concrete and once on hardwood

what did the dog eat for dinner? food.

Roses are blue, Violets are purple, I like chicken. Do you like chicken?

What word starts with "F" and ends with "uck"? Fuck.

The President walks into a local pub. Everyone shits their fricken pants because the President is here.

Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

A man is sitting on his couch. The lights go out and his TV begins to float away. He breaks down into tears believing he has been cursed for a crime he commited earlier.

knock knock Whos there? (the boy who knocked proceeds to run away with laughter)

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No

One time there was a girl in a wheelchair and she couldn't walk.

what do you call ten white people on a bench ten white people sitting on a bench, possibly eating their lunch

Why did Johnny close the door on Sally's face? Because Johnny is a dick.

What's worse than getting raped by a duck? Getting raped by two ducks.

Yo mama so fat, i rolled over twice and i still on that bitch.

A man walks into a bar and sees a woman starring at him, she seems attractive... he walks up to her and realizes that sheis quite mediocre if not even ugly. He proceeds to say "You'll do"

An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

Yo mamma's so fat that the gravity required to keep her on the ground is significantly smaller than an average sized human.

Guns don't kill people, books kill trees.

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