Have you see stevie wonders house? No. Neither has he.

you know why they're called ear wigs, right? cause they go in your ears! then they wig out? no, they kill you.

Why was Sally sad? She was the only survivor of a plane crash that killed her entire family.

Why did the man get in a car accident? Because he was blind.

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He wanted to live a better life in pursuit of freedom and a better job.

B==========D-------------------------- im pissin man! god!

Why did Sally fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not sally

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

How do you make etheopians rave ? glue bread to the roof

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, monkey do. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What was the color of the big lipped, struggling rap artist who violently raped and killed a young woman after robbing a convenience store at gunpoint? Red. He was covered in blood.

How can you tell the difference between a black guy and a white guy? skin color

Whats Brown, Long and is on every black man? Legs

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because her grandfather hit her with a wrench.

good pick up line hey baby have u seen my heart cuz i think you stole it

A black guy and a Puerto Rican are in a car. Who's driving? Most likely one of the two, because if they were not that would be illegal.

What's worse than 50 dead babies stapled to trees? 47 dead babies stapled to trees (it's better if it's a nice, round number.)

What is the difference between a group of magicians and a cheerleading squad? One has a cunning array of stunts.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, but I'm late for work.

Why did the man turn up at his friend's funeral dressed as Mickey Mouse? Because it would have been disrespectful not to attend.

Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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