Knock knock. Who's there? Three months to live. Three months to live who? The C-Scan showed a massive, inoperable tumor in your brain that's been developing for years. You have only three months to live.

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A man walks into a pizza place and orders a pizza. When he got the pizza, he saw it had pepporonis on it. He liked that, so he ate the pizza.

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Which is funnier: a sack of coal or a sack of old clothes? Neither is particularly funny.

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Why can't women play poker? Because they're freaking stupid!

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Q:Why does poop stink? A: it comes from butts.

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dallen loves penis

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What's the difference between a pile of rotting shit about to be re-heated in the microwave and Kevin James's new movie "The Zookeeper" ... Nothing.

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Whats the difference between a boy scout and a jew? A boy scout gets to come home after camp.

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the moment right after you finish the last harry potter and remember the world wasn't saved and you still have cancer

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Humpty the extreme sized grenade fell off the wall. The universe is now in little pathetic bits.

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A Christian asks god why there is so much pain and grief in the world. God does not exist.

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Voldemort's nose is so flat, that it looks like he doesn't have a nose.

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what do you call a million black people on the moon? a good start

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Q: Why did Sarah fall off the swings? A: She had no arms Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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hello anomonous

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why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally murdered six's family

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A smiling Frog talks with a lion O O U What do u eat for breakfast lion? V V T T Smiling frogs __(___ |____| O O -

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An american, canadian, and mexican are on a skyscraper. Canadian: (pulls off maple leaf) we have to many of these in our country (throws off building) Mexican: (pulls out burrito) we have to many of these in our country (throws off building) American: (looks at mexican) we have to many of these in our country (pushes mexican off building)

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Man goes to doctor, says he's depressed. The world is bleak and hopeless and life just isn't worth living. The doctor thinks for a second then smiles. "Treatment is simple he says, the great clown Pagliacci is in town. Go see him, that should pick you up." The man bursts into tears, sobs hysterically like a child, "But doctor," he says. "I am Pagliacci."

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question: why did the dog whine? answer: Because it wanted the freakin bone

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What's worse than a bad joke? A joke that end's mid sente--

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How many types of pure breed dogs are there in the world? 701

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You're welcome. On to the next house.

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What did the doctor say to the person who is suffering from obesity? Run fatass Run

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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