What's scarier than a ghost? Practically anything as ghosts aren't real.

What did Stephen Hawking say to a prostitute? Push me, and then just touch me, Till I can get my, Satisfaction.

Whats worse than one dead Baby in ten trash cans Getting raped by kobe

knock knock whose there? banana? banana who? im sorry but you have to go to the doctor now.......

How do you get a blonde to stop talking? Hit her in the head with a brick.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit on the way there.

Did you hear about the guys who were going to France? Well they are not going anymore.

What is a black person's favorite food? It varies from person to person, just as with any race.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow And daisies can be a wide variety of colours.

You know you are really drunk if your blood alcohol Is higher than .08

What did the clown say when he was denied health insurance? Nothing, he died of his pre-existing heart condition.

your in court a woman police officer says anything you say can and will be held against you. the man replies titty

Knock, knock! Who's there? No one. No one actually knocked on your door because this is just a joke.

who do you call when you see a ghost in your apartment? The Mental Hospital.

A leper sees that a woman has dropped a bag of groceries on the sidewalk. "Hey ma'am, can I give you a HAND?" asks the leper. "No thank you, sir. I can manage." replies the woman. "That's a relief," laughs the leper, shyly. "I am quite weak due to leprocy."

How many kleptomaniacs does t take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

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How Do You Solve A Impossible Math Question? You Dont. cause its impossible.

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-I have an idea! Let's play twenty questions! -Alright! But i have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

Why did the little boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a washing machine at him.

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How many baby's does it to paint a wall red? It depends how many you throw.

why did the guy round second base? to get to 3rd

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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