- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green and has wheels? A refrigerator, I lied about the green and the wheels.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

"Doctor, Doctor, Help I feel like a pair of curtains" "I've got some cream for that".

Why did the mans nuts itch he had crabs

Why was the drunk man arrested? he beat his wife and was sentenced too 3 months in federal prison

Your mamma's such a whore, she sleeps with men who pay her.

What's the difference between Newt Gingrich's cat and a hand grenade? Gingrich's cat is a domesticated quadriped mammal, a hand grenade is a small bomb that can be thrown by hand

Two muffins are cooking in the oven, they say nothing to one another as muffins can't talk

whos a sick fuck? jake morris

God Does exist to all thoes atheist out there!!! All you have to have is faith. I corinthians 1:18 "for the message of the cross is foolishness to thoes who are perishing, but for thoes who are saved it is the power in christ Jesus!! <3

What's the difference between a black man and a white man? The black man eats chicken.

What's black and white and red all over? A domestically abused bi-racial woman.

on a scale from voldemort to nigel thornberry, how big is your penis?

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Someone left the gate open.

Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

How do you kill someone? Shoot them. How do you kill someone with a knife? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a car? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a jet? Put the gun in the propeller

Well, I feel that I've stepped outside my comfort zone.

No soap radio

You're so ugly, when yo' mama dropped you off at school, she kissed your forehead and called you beautiful.

What's black and white, and red all over? Old movies that have ketchup on them.

Neither have I, nobody knew him.

what is the difference of a bag of dead babies and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

a very large and muscly guy walks into a bar and finds a scrawny white guy he asks him if he has ever been in a fight with someone bigger then him the man says no the large man then leaves the bar and they both continue on with their day

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