- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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when life gives you lemons throw them away.. they are probably bad

Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? Because she has no arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

a man walks into a bar... he was shot to death because he was a slave during the 1910s

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Q: What would have been the easiest way to stop the second world war without killing anyone? A: Paid Hitler for his art.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

chuck norris multiplied by zero equals zero.

How do you get a cat out of a tree? You throw a rock at it

why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

What's worse than losing the remote? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? TOO FUCKING MANY

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

Q: How many chicken nuggets can fit into an olympic size swimming pool? A: 8,563,690,152... Corndogs

Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

How did the Mexican get across the boarder? He applied for a student visa. He was a promising young scholar who had no trouble being accepted to a prestigious college.

You: "Ask me if im an astronaut. " Them: "R u an astronaut?" You: "No. "

What's funnier than British people ? Their tea in the Harbor

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

all these jokes are horrible now

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw it after I chopped its' head off.

Jordan is pregant

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