What did John name his dog? Doggy

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The only positive thing in my life, is the HIV test! Lymmel

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My grandmother just called to tell me she was dying................. to have sex with me.

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What's the diffrents between a horse and a zebra? WELL clearly there names duh.

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Charles missed the stop sign. Charles can't read.

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Roses are are red Violets are blue I just ate a crockpot!

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What did John say to Paul before they entered the car? "Paul, get in the car."

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how do you make a plumber sad? tell him to pull up his pants

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Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Yo mama's so fat that they have to grease the door frame and hold a twinky on the other side to get her through.

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Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar. And doesn't.

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why did the chicken cross the road? its a chicken giving it the tendencies to wander if not properly fenced in.

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Why was the emo kid sad? Because he gets raped by his dad every night

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A little boy was walking down the street when a strange looking van stopped next to him and the man driving asked the little boy where he lived, where his mother was, and if he wanted a puppy because he had some in the back seat.... The boy proceeded to enter the van. The man then handed the child a puppy and promptly drove the boy home.

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What can be smooth but also rough? Endoplasmic Reticulum

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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What happened to the young baby after her mother died It grew up got a collage degree and had a great life growing up with her dad and visiting the cemetery every year

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What is worse than banging your knee on the coffee table? Tripping over one of the legs and smacking your head on the floor, causing a severe concussion.

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I still remember the last thing my grandfather said before he kicked the bucket. He said: "Hey, I wonder how far I can kick this bucket."

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Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: seven raped six's mom

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A blonde was taking a Math exam, so she brought her Asian boyfriend with her. It turns out they were going to his father's retirement party afterwards.

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-It ain't over till the fat lady sings -she just did -oh, I guess it's over then -k

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

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Q. What do you get when you cross a bird with a human? A. Arrested.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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