Why does the cow eat grass? A: Because it's green. (Cows are colorblind)

What's the difference between a black man and a orange? One is a fruit and other isn't

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it looking for food for it was starving to death.

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.... Knock, Knock, Who's there?: Not Sarah

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas?? - Cancer

What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

Knock Knock Who's There Carly Carly Who Hey I just met you, and this is crazy So here's my number and call me maybe

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

What did Nick Comado say to the black person? Hello I live at 317 North 12th Street, Beech Grove, Indiana, USA. PLEASE come murder me and my family

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

Roses are red , Violets are blue You little dumb ass bitch Ain't fuckin' with yoouuuuuu

9-11 please state your emergency. My house is flooding! Dad, youre in the swimming pool.

Why can Randy Moss Jump so high? Because he trained to jump high.

I dyed my armpit hair blue yesterday because I wanted to start a new trend. My boyfriend later broke up with me.

Why did Dom move to Wales? Because he is poor!

Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

why do midgets surf in kitchens? because of microwaves.

Why did octopus cross the road? Because the road was underwater

What did the monkey say to the other monkey Monkey can't talk

Why was the man's foot hurting? Because he was being fed into a wood chipper

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the ocean? Bob

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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