Yo momma, she so fat, she needs to buy extra-large clothes.

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A woman takes a shortcut through a dark alley. She is raped, robbed, and murdered. Her family mourns her death.

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Why did the black man go to hospital? To cure his black.

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You'd run away too if someone left the gate open and you happened to be a dog.

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You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

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Q: Why were there four married men in one room without their pants on? A: because it was the mens bathroom.

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When is the only time you see a Mexican and Black person driving together ? When they feel like it .

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What's nappy,brown,intoxicated,and stealing my bike? A Blazed, black guy that stole my bike.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bar tender says" why the long face". The horse, unable to comprehend English just shits on the floor and leaves

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A horse walks into a Bakery and asks "Do you have any wheat bread?", and the Baker replies "No, we only have white bread." So the horse says: "Thats okay, I rode my bike today."

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Jehovas Witnesses: Summer vacation edition reality show: BItch: Do you know Jesus? Guy: Goddammit you A*Beep*SSHOLES again! I keep telling you all this is m0thertrucking Spain, I know like 500 Jesus`s living in this town alone! *slams door* Moral: Everybody knows at least something about the goddamn Jesus! Ill try asking "Is he the guy that lives downstairs?" Next time and see what happens.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia! Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia! Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia! Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia......

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what did the woman say? 'duhhh, i don't have a penis durr durr' (By the way, I'm trying to be not misogynistic, please let me know if you find this misogynistic in any way)

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there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

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A apple a day keeps gramar away.

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What's brown and smells like shit? An oddly shaped birthmark on a dirty homeless man

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What happens when your first name is Newton? You get nicknamed NEWT

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Why was Tommy late for school? He got raped by spiderman.

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what's body surfing? sounds dumb.

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Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

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roses are red, violets are blue, if ruddell was black, he would smell of poo.

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What do you get we you mix a ginger with gasoline? A forest fire.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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