- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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And so the baseball says to the tractor........ Your not my dad

what did the black guy get from churches chicken? fried chicken.

the reason why waldo is hiding from chuck norris is because they are playing hide and seek.

What did Marshawn Lynch say? Yeah

when life gives you lemons throw them away.. they are probably bad

What's worse than getting AIDS? shaking hands with a liberian doctor. Knock Knock Who's there? Ebola

Why was Samantha crying? Because her hair got stuck in a fan.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I believe you've seen enough of these already.

What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

What did one dinosaur say to the other? Nothing and if you think dinosaurs talk you might need to be diagnosed for having Schizophrenia. Invega is a subtle treatment.

Why wasn't 7 afraid of 6? Numbers are numbers and therefore incapable of feeling any emotion.

What goes up a hill with 4 legs and comes down with 3? A horse, which, upon reaching the top of the hill, has one of its legs chopped off, which is when the horse proceeds down the hill.

knock knock i have diarrhea

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

Why did the black man steal the mountain bike? He didn't. He purchased and payed for the mountain bike.

A. Did you hear about the circus fires? b. They were intense. (in tents)

Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

What did the man say after he was shot? Nothing, because the bullet hit the man with so much impact that he instantly died and was unable to talk at the current time. Others in the surrounding area walked by as if nothing was there.

A man walks into a bar He wakes up from his coma 21 years later and learns that humans now serve pumpkins as gods.

An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

Shiiit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Taken from all sorts of species! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Bengal tiger, kangaroo, African elephant, blue whale too! Shit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-lala-lala!

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Sex

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