Why did the boy jump of the cliff? He was following the others

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im 14, over weight and spotty! you interested? .... im desperate:)

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knock knock whos there micheal jackson too soon

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The one under this is a fake. i wrote the real one

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He flapped his wings, hovered, and the road crossed beneath him.

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Why Do cats purr when you pet them? I'm actually asking a question there I don't know why.

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Knock Knock who's there its black george washington.

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Your Mom is so fat.... When she's goes to McDonald's and orders 3 Big Macs the people standing in line behind her all look at her with disgust and a tinge of pity.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worse than finding two worms in your apple? Being raped with a cheese grater.

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A black person goes up to the drive through at popeye's, what did they say? Nothing, it was closed.

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Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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A Polish man walks into a bar and says, "Co za asy..."

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An Jewish man worked at a bank, and ate chicken noodles for lunch and then stabbed and man playing the saxophone.

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Why didn't the boy cross the street? He didn't have legs

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Was the worlds most expensive comedian any fun? Well, he was funny, but they where all cheap laughs. Moral: Expensive jokes are expensive.

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whats worse than four babies in a box? one baby in four boxes

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Why was the nympho sweating in the park? Because they were having sex on the bench.

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When the going gets tough... Commit suicide.

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Andoni was here

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A man went skydiving and tragically died.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Fruit loops.

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Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

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WHAT DOES A NUMBER DO WHEN IT'S HORNE? MATHDERBATION

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What's the difference between a cow? Trick question—cows eat carrots!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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