- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the cave men discover fire? They were the only humans on earth.

What's the difference between a leopard and a jaguar ? The rabbit flies faster, while the pigeon can breathe underwater.

What is th edifference between jerry sandusky and mike citro sandusky rapes children... ...and joe diragi is gay

A man died.

Vegeta, What does the scouter say about his power level? It's Over 9000!!!!!

A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

Why couldn't the cat drink the milk? Because it had no face.

How do you stop someone from getting cancer? Kill them.

Where did the people go after the bomb went off? EVERYWHERE!!!

What did the spoon say to the other spoon? Nothing, it is a spoon.

A man told this joke once... it wasn't funny.

what do you call cheese that isn't yours? not your cheese, you probably stole it.

Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get slaughtered.

Fuzzy-wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy-wuzzy had no hair, Fuzzy-wuzzy died of cancer.

why did the person cross the road? to catch the chicken

What did the black guy say to the slave driver. Nothing, slavery no longer exists.

A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

Whats better than 1 person in your oven? 9 people in your oven.

"Have you heard the one about the trannie?" "No, what is it?" "Wow, that's offensive." -Juanita

knock knock who's there? pizza man ok

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

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