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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets blue, um... that's all i got.

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What did the Dad say when his daughter murdered everyone Tea you're grounded

An old asian woman is driving down the freeway a drunk driver merges into her lane. Everyone is ok because she keeps a safe distance behind.

What kind of Mexican makes no money? A Mexican without a job.

Variants: :) I will always assist you in whatever you want. :( I want to kill you all by myself! Sense? Non? Fuck? Mind? Fission Mailed? Impossible Mission.

Why did the computer explode into a million peices? It was thrown off the Empire State building.

Your momma's so fat, when Jesus said, "Let there be light!," she had to scoot over.

Q: Whats Brown and sticky A: an eagle except for the brown and sticky part

Why did the black man get a welfare check? Because he was either unemployed and decided he wanted someone to keep feeding his family, or decided to push forth the unfortunate stereotype of African-Americans not wanting to work and being lazy. Or maybe he didn't, why don't you ask him?

Santa Claus and eight reindeers walk into a bar. “Hey, fatty,” the barman shouts. “Where’s Rudolph?” “He’s dead,” Santa replied. “I’m sorry to hear that,” the barman said, looking embarrassed. “Let me get you a drink.”

Q: How do you get a blonde out of a tree? A: Throw a moneky at her

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Come in! Come in who? I'm just com in' inside.

Who didnt visit the orphanage this year? Mom...

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Have you ever been to Uranus? Well I heard it's nice this time of year.

Q: why did the white man buy a burge A: cuz he was hungry

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Well, it all depends on the size of the bathtub.

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

Roses are red Violets are blue This website is dumb Your mom is going to kill you

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was getting chased by nazis.

What do Ethiopians do on Fridays? Starve.

Why'd the gay man get fired from the sperm bank? He was repeatedly late to work.

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