what is the difference between a jew and a boy scout? a boy scout comes home from camp

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

Help, this is an urgent message from the S.S. Obesity. We're sinking; I can't imagine why.

Why did the black man jump out of the plane? He was going on a parachute dive with his friend.

What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

What did Michael Jackson say to the little boys before they came to his house? Get on the ferris wheel

why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

What's brown and sticky? Feces.

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Here comes the bride, all dressed in white. Here comes the groom, carrying a broom, because somebody spilled something on the floor.

What's worse than a dead baby? A dumpster full of dead babies What's worse than that? One is still alive at the bottom What's worse than that? It had to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It came back for seconds

Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

What is more difficult than trying to get blood from a stone? Trying to teach it Japanese in the process. [L]

Excuse me sir, do you know where I can find the restroom? I don't know, I'm sorry.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

Allah walked into AK Bar

Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock eater,

Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

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Why was the black man arrested? He was tried and convicted in a court of law for being an accessory to murder.

what did the aboriginal kid get for christmas? your bike.

How do you make a plumber cry You kill it's family

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