- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

Why did the woman go in a elevator with Ray Rice? Because they were both going to the 25th floor and stairs would take too long.

a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

What is green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? An elephant I lied!

i'm an inbred jew - Barras

What do you call a man with no legs? A leg-less man.

Roses are gray Violets are gray I really wish That I wasn't color blind

A chink walks into a bar. She is spotted by the secret police and instantly deported. Vote UKIP

Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

Why was the girl distressed by the photo of her boyfriend's mutilated corpse? Because it was out of focus.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

What do Ethiopians do on Fridays? Starve.

Why was the boy sad? A crazed drifter killed his family and made him watch.

roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

Wanna hear the orphan joke knock knock who's there? not you parents

Knock Knock The guy opens the door

Guess my favourite fruit. Peach.

Roses are red, Violets are violet.

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black guy on a bike? Just because its not very nice.

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