- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me if I am a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my basement.

A working black man, Santa, and the Easter Bunny where walking down the street and find a penny, who picks it up? The working black man, Santa and the Easter Bunny take no payment for their work.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from KFC.

i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupter. Interrupter who? Interrupter Jones.

Your mom is so fat, she weighs 732 kilograms.

Why did John not like his chocolate? It wasn't chocolate it was poop.

What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

Despite their parents wishes, two teenagers under the age of 18 tried multiplying. Their answer was 27.

Why Was the student driver using his cell phone in the car? Because he had gotten in a mild accident with a midsized sedan so he was quickly dialing his AAA agent for roadside assistance so he can get back to his loving family and three children

what is the opposite of 2x +3x?

Why are black people like trees? Because they fall down if you hit them multiple times with an axe.

why did your mom die? Cuz i killed her

Do you believe that if I theoretically am unmatched in many ways, would feel less alone if I decided to become more like the rest?

a man rides on his horse to rohde island and back. he rode on Friday and returned on Friday. damn, that's one fat horse

Two elephants were out flying. Then one elephant said to the other: My grandmother has a pink toothbrush!

Some parents named their sons: Who, What and Where. Many people were left confused as to the couple's decision, and some remarked that the sons would likely get picked on in their early school years.

"hey do you know the date" "58"

How do you stop a air plane? You throw small infants into the turbine.

What do u call a white hourse with no ass Penelope

When life throws you lemons, Throw grenades.

Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, if it weren't for the women our peckers would rust. By:Jhonny Thomas Spikes & Trenton Thomas Prather

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