What's worse than a dead baby? A dumpster full of dead babies What's worse than that? One is still alive at the bottom What's worse than that? It had to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It came back for seconds

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Here comes the bride, all dressed in white. Here comes the groom, carrying a broom, because somebody spilled something on the floor.

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Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

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Why was the black man arrested? He was tried and convicted in a court of law for being an accessory to murder.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

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Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

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Excuse me sir, do you know where I can find the restroom? I don't know, I'm sorry.

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What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock eater,

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Allah walked into AK Bar

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A black man walks into a KFC, he then realizes that he is in the wrong store, and walks out.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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Why was the chicken angry? Because he was tired of everyone questioning his motives.

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What do you call an Aboriginal in a yellow sleeping bag? An organised man, ready for the harsh winter ahead.

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So i know this guy... yes? thats it.

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What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

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An englishman, a german and a ginger are in a band. they play some creative music that some people may find enjoyable to listen to and would like to purchase a track.

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Why was the poor man poor? Because he doesnt make money

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two japanese men walk into a bar. the first japanese man says “i am japanese!” the second japanese man says “i am also japanese!” the bartender then says “well, hey. i’m japanese too”. the bar was in japan.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know I'm not a bird physcologist

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What did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware River? "Men, we're crossing the Delaware River."

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what do you call a muslim flying a plane a pilot

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A man is walking down the beach and he spots an antique looking lamp in the sand, he picks it up and rubs it. Nothing happens and the man begins to cry realizing that his life is so dismal and pathetic he was ready to believe he had found a magic lamp. He proceeds to run into the water and bash himself senseless with a large rock until he passes out and drowns.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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