- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar He wakes up from his coma 21 years later and learns that humans now serve pumpkins as gods.

Why did Lucy drop her ice-cream ? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who is there ? NOT LUCY !

How many chickens did Moses bring to the ark? 2

The tooth fairy, Santa and, Justin Beiber are the same, little kids believe in them, whats wrong with America these days

roses are blue, violets are red. I am color blind

An elephant and a hippopotamus were taking a bath. The elephant said to the hippo, " Please pass the soap." The hippo replied, "No soap, radio."

why was the kid laying in the middle of the baseball field? he was shot in the face then mauled by a bear.

Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

So a plane flies into a world trade centre... That's not funny

You want some cake? Sure! Okay, go buy the ingridients and bake me some. YAY!

Jake pulled out a gun and held it to his head, planning to fool his friends because he knew the gun was empty. Then his friend thought he was helping out his suicidal friend by stabbing him.

What did the coconut say to the lizard? Nothing, the coconut fell off the tree and killed the lizard.

What's the best way to piss off a feminist? R@pe her.

What do you get when you cross a rooster with a cocker spaniel? Nothing, because roosters and Dog's don't mix.

A man is mowing the lawn. The mower stops, so he reaches down to see if something's stuck in the blades. What does he pull out? His finger.

Comes a giraffe on a scooter to the hospital and asks: 'can I have some flour?'.

Q. What's cold and has no feelings? A. A pole

Why did Sally cry at the wedding? somebody shot her future husband.

Why did The Chicken cross The Road? The Chicken was a new drug dealer to town and he did a deal with The Road , the town's existing drug dealer (they used these nicknames to hide their identities), but then back stabbed him to try and take the whole area for himself. Money and Power, as always.

Why do women go to the bathroom together? To clean their filthy pussies.

Obama One Big Ass Mistake America

Last Christmas I gave you my heart. I am still waiting for a transplant.....

Why didn't the kid get a bike for Christmas? Because his parents died and Santa's not real

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Jehovah's Witness. Have you heard the word of God?

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