Roses are red Pickles are green I leik ur legs and whats inbetween

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A man goes into a butcher shop and says, "I bet you 350 euro that you can't reach that bit of meat," indicating a cut of beef hanging above him. The butcher looks up and says, "No way." The man says, "Why not?" And the butcher answers, "I have a huge gambling addiction, after losing my family to it, this job is all I have left" The man leaves, ruing the silly bet he had placed.

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Q: What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? A: Not struggling with a debilitating mental or physical handicap.

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His name is Frosted Mike, and he neither has nor does not have a penis.

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How do you drown a blonde? Intentionally attempting to drown anyone, regardless of their hair color, is murder which is illegal and morally wrong to do.

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Q. What do you get if you cross a suspicious person with a paranoid person? A. Who wants to know

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What do you get when you mix a teenager with a tanning bed? Cancer

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A little boy who was sleeping in his parent's bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't. He said nothing, and the incident troubled him deeply for many years.

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knock knock come in !

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Flawed genetics? I am just sad, but then again I am a crybaby, mind sharing a bit more with me? I mean you wont call me wont you? You are not keeping me a secret from anyone right?

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What do you call a kid with leukemia and no arms? Names.

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kk

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What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

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2 penguins in a tub. one looks to the other an says, "pass the bar of soap." the other looks at him.."what do you think i am, a typewriter?"

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Where did Suzy go after the explosion? - Everywhere.

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Q: why did the dad drop his baby? A: she was slippery.

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Why did the girl go to Jupiter? To get more stupider

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Why couldn't Jack join the football team? Jack has down syndrome

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What did Soviet children dream about? Communism.

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Why was the man sad? Because he found his 80 year old mother had been raped and murdered in her home...

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Why do black people like watermelon? Because it good you racist bastard!

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Když si to Nikolas ,dejme tomu že Bihary, you know nuseng.. hahahahaha

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A white man walks into a bar. Then he gets a beer.

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Weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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