In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Why did the gay man sneek out of the brothel? Because he was ashamed of his well paying reception job

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Why was the little boy crying? Because there was a hair in his burrito

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How do you kill and red head? Throw your mom at them!

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What were the murderer's last words before he was put to death by electric chair? "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH NNNNNFHGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.................................................................................................................." He then defecated in his pants.

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what does wtf stand for? what? i was asking you!

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? "because he had nobody to go with" No because it was dead.

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What did the hispanic say to the black guy? I'm not sure. I wasn't listening because eavesdropping is rude.

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a horse walks into a bar. the barman asks "why the long face". not understanding human language, the horse takes a shit, neighs then leaves

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how do you get rid of diahreah? Shove pepto bismo up your butt.

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How do you confuse your algebra teacher? Tell her to prove that she exists.

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Why did the English man walk into a bar? Do get an alcoholic beverage to temporarily forget the pain of his recent divorce.

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Roses are red violets are blue shes for me not for u if by chance u talk my place ill grab my fist and smah your face

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Your momma is so fat, when she bent down to get a peice of wood, she fell down the steps.

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Hey! Do you like fishsticks? Me too :)

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Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

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Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

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What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

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roses are red violets are blue the thing in the toilet reminds me of you :)

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what better than getting an F on a test? getting an A on a test.

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Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

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your momma so stupid she dropped out of high school

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What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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