Why is the baby not crying? Because it died of herpes. JUST KIDDING! Babies can't get herpes.

Why were black people mad about slavery? Because they didn't get paid in gum! Holt9 ;P

Bob loves Anne. Anne loves Bob. No one cares.

Roses are red They can be white too Violets are not blue They are violet

Knock Knock Fuck off. I am new here. I do not know anyone here.

Q: Whats the deifference between me and you A: The fact that im the beautiful one -RDV

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

Q. How do you know when you've had too much too drink? A. Your dead(No because when your dead you can't think.)

what did the Nazi say to the Jew? I hate you

What did the blind man say to the fish store owner? I would, 1 fish please.

Why was the Mexican running? He was being chased by border patrol!

what's worse than the holocaust the man who thought of it

How about that airline food?

Help me I need to know how to cook a human fetus by tomorrow does anyone know any good recipes?

A blonde and a brunette jump off a building, who hits the ground first? The one that jumped first

YOOO MOMMA LIKE A BIG MAC FAT JUICE AND ONLY WORTH A BUCK!!!!

.Ttwo guys walked into a bar. The third one ducked.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was tired of hearing that joke

it was a black guy a white guy a chinese guy a french guy an arab guy an irish guy and a juncky that was too much for a joke

Ok everyone, you know that kid that after his joke he'll put louis on the bottom because that's his name? He sucks at joke telling and if you see any of his jokes, DISLIKE THEM!

What do you call an horse? A horse, because horse does not start with a vowel and that would be grammatically incorrect.

Why did little jimmy fall off the building? 9/11

Why is Justin bieber gay? Because he is atracted to men

What's brown and sticky? Some brown pigment mixed with something sticky like glue.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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