Granny P-O-R-N!!!!

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My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

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Have you heard of the dog that sounds like Megan fox? No Oh, well ummm apperantally there's this ummm dog that sounds like Megan fox. So ummm yeah. Pretty interesting stuff

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His name is Frosted Mike, and he neither has nor does not have a penis.

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Whats worse than spilling the milk? Getting raped by the easter bunny.

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How do you know if a woman is cheating on you? If you catch her cheating on you

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Ask me if im a tree. Are you a tree? No

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She got shot in the head by her drunk step-dad.

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Shark week? More like owl week. Hoo!

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Why did the Taxi crash? The cab driver was trying to remove the frog stapled to his face.

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how do you make a baby stop crying? but hot coals down its throat

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What is the fastest bird in air? NONE WHO NEEDS TO RIDE BIRDS WHEN YOU HAVE AIROPLANES!!!!

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What color is a red house Red What color is a blue house Blue What color is a white house White What color is a green house Clear

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death

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Smoke Day, Every Weed.

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whats worse than 2 jews 3 jews

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How do you shock a child? Attach a metal pole to them while there is a storm

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Q:Why did the dwarf shout abuse at the bus driver? A: He had anger issues, and the price of the ticket was quite unreasonable.

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Why can't Roger drive a tractor? Because Roger is a goldfish

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how did the snake fly? it couldnt snakescant fly

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Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

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Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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