Have You Ever Seen Stevie Wonder's New House? No.. Neither Has He.

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Q- if a small quiz is a quizicle then whats a small test A- a testicle

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"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

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Steven Hawking walks into a bar. Steven Hawking is disabled from the neck down. I lied.

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Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

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3 black guys are in the back of a car. Who is driving? A taxi driver

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What's worse than tripping over your shoelace? Watching your mother get her tits cut off with a chainsaw then getting ripped apart and eaten alive by cannibals

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Doesn't matter, had sex. Except for the STD's I possibly contracted.

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Jehovah's Witness. Have you heard the word of God?

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lollipop? 782

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Okay, hundred billions, and because I am fucking hungry, we make it perpetual, now the longer you keep the feeling going, the stronger and stronger and you know, trillions, indefillions, nondecillions, hell, make up your own numbers and just consider them higher. Bet its starting to feel pretty nice huh?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Macy's was having a giant sale.

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I put my baby in a microwave.

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What's the difference between a blonde and a carrot? One's a human, the other's a vegetable.

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What magical power enables Spongebob to talk? There is no magical power. he is a cartoon therefore making him be able to anything in anyone's wild dreams.

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Who doesn't love finding money in your pocket when you go to put your pants on? a rape victim

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a white man, an asian man, and a mexican man are on a plane and they realize how inefficient the airline was in filling the flight, seeing as there were only three men on board.

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NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

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What do you call an old lady walking down the street? Widowed.

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A German, an Irishman, a Mexican and a Texan are flying together on an airplane over the ocean. When the plane begins to experience engine trouble, they find that there is only one parachute for the four of them! Through an amazing display of flying skill, however, the pilot is able to complete the flight and land safely.

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How can you know your roommate is gay? His dick has the taste of shit

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My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Living in Africa.

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Why did the girl eat a sandwich? because she was thirsty

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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