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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How to make a man who suffers from hypochondria want to kill himself? A: You take a shet on his face.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Extremely vulnerable to predacious animals such as Brown Bears and Grey Herons

Want to hear a joke? I hope not because I don't know any.

What do you call a person who walks but doesn't run? A power walker What do you call a person who runs but doesn't walk? Someone running to the nearest bathroom holding there crotch.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I had some crack, my unicorn says hi.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Having a self-conscious baluga hold a gun on you while you hand him all the money you have on you, then realizing balugas are creatures indigenous to aquatic regions, and then realizing you are deep under water and are probably about to die from suffocation

I'm shy. The last shitbender. How do you fit babies in that bowl? Get a blender.

do you have snow in your vagina? because i am going to plow you

what did the robber say to lady gaga to get her in the car?get in the car or i shoot you i just want your money!!

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The farmer decided it was too cruel to fence in the animal, however getting run over by a car was a fate... not worse than death because it died.

Knock Knock. To get to the other side.

where's mom I killed her

Buy a SHOTGUN!!!!

My jeans

Guy One: Guess what? Guy Two: What? Guy One: I don't know, that's why I asked you.

What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

What's worse than being hit with a falling brick? Being hit with many falling bricks. -ilikecrepes97

Q: what is blue and has no legs A: A crippled boy painted blue

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

Why did the man ask the IPhone to marry him He was smoking weed

what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

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