If you are swimming in a tree how many dogs does it take to crack a duck? The answer is 4 because nothing rhymes with orange

what is the difference between a jew and a boy scout? a boy scout comes home from camp

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? Nope! I'm a person! - SMC Digital

Why couldn't Jimmy ride his bike? Jimmy was a goldfish.

what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

What did Michael Jackson say to the little boys before they came to his house? Get on the ferris wheel

Little boy: Daddy, daddy, I know what i want for Christmas! Dad: Oh really? and whats that? Little boy: I want a bicycle! Dad: Why my son? You are already on a wheelchair...

What kind of Juice do White supremacists Hate the most? Minute Maid.

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whats funnier than a dead baby? many things. a dead baby is a very sad and tragic thing.

Why couldn't Gladice get out of bed? Because she was dead!

three white men are running after a black man,, the black man is winning the race

Where do you find a dead hooker? where you left her.

What did the kitty say when it's owner called him over? Nothing. It's owner killed him.

So a man walks into a bar. Unfortunately, he had brittle bone disease, cracked open his skull and bled to death on the pavement.

What bouriquet got to do open HIS FACEBOOK!

A black man walks into a KFC, he then realizes that he is in the wrong store, and walks out.

What's grammatically incorrect about this sentence? Nothing. I lied.

What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

What do you call a man that likes to play baseball? A Baseball Player.

What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

How many women can fit on a bus? It depends on the size of the bus.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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