- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walked into a bar. He got drunk and left.

What do you call a black man flying a plane ? - a pilot.

In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

If dogs hate cats and cats hate mice, than what do mice hate? Themselves.

What did the world's greatest bowler say when he got a gutterball? "Spare me the irony!" Get it? It's because he's made of metal.

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Getting shot.

Patient- Doctor! I feel like a piece of ! Doctor- What is ? Patient- It's four dots on the computer screen representing a curse word. Doctor- What computer screen?

What do you call a dog with 3 legs? Just because it has 3 legs dosnt mean you have to call it anything different

Who did sally vote for in 1920 Nobody woman couldnt vote until 1928

a morman walks into a bar, he buys a 7up.

Why didn't Pat's grandma go to his birthday party? Because she died last night

If you say "Hi" to every tree you pass, is that being environmentally friendly?

Two blonds walk into a building....they couldnt see it.

Why did the rooster cross the road? To go play with the other roosters.

a dyslexic boy prays to dog.

Why are anti jokes so funny? Because their not.

What did the black guy say to the white guy? Hi!

What's green and runs through the forest? - A pack of cucumbers. What's wrong with that? - Cucumbers aren't pack animals.

why was the cream sad? he was frozen and turned into a popular dessert

Why did I deleted brian from my friend list ? Cuz he had brain tumor.

Why is it scientifically proven that even Spider-Man would be a match for Superman? Because none exist. Moral: The only Super Hero... not scientifically proven, but I exist so that makes me stronger than both of them!

Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

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