Why did the middle age man walk across the street? There were no vehicles currently driving on that particular road

What is the difference between menstrual blood and sand? You can't gargle sand.

How many lemurs does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall Humpty Dumpty is an egg so nobody cares

What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

Ask me if I'm a tree? Are you a tree? No.

Why did the chicken cross the road? If i knew, I'd tell you.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer murdered his family

What's black and hangs from my tree? A black man. I am a racist.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eye deer

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What happens when Terran Hansen has sex with a cow? Jesse Z.

Q - Why did the baby spit out his dummy? A - Because i stabbed him.

knock knock whos there I AM YOUR MOTHER!!!!

How many people with Alzheimer's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

Racial Equality

My friend, who has struggled with a lifelong battle against anorexia, died yesterday..." "Oh my god, I'm so sorry!" "Yeah, me too. The car ran the stoplight and it was all over...

why did bob marley die because he did also he smoked weed he was naughty!

What's one plus one? two.

Yolo Pierre because of Etzio tickle shits faggatron and individual nut join forces to become the shit suckers

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? -Gave her a timeout

Why is the black guy jobless? He's 3 years old.

Knock knock Whos there your son your son who holy shit dad just let me in

So a guy comes into a bar... And he is cited for public indecency.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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