- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what has a hard shaft and an even harder head? A hammer

What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean? Sploosh

What did Michelle Obama get for Christmas? Cancer

If you have a stroke, call 000

You know you have no friends when you steal someone's ALIAS concept and disrespect what is perhaps the most intellectually satisfying form of humour. [L]

YOU KNOW WHO ELSE LOVED AND NURTURED ME THROUGH MY CHILDHOOD YEARS? MY MOM.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because pterodactyls along with all other dinosaurs have been extinct for millions of years.

Why was the giant centipede full? Because it just ate half a dozen purebred golden retriever puppies by hiding all day in the poopy newspapers and emerging at night to eat the defenseless baby dogs in their sleep. BUM BUM BUM KSSSH!

If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Deteriorate

J- Jiggly E- Enormous S- Sad S- Smelly E- Ethiopian

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face" and the horse says "my wife just died of skin cancer."

What Do you call a black priest? Holy shit!

What is stupid and looks like you? You.

What's worse than a dead baby? What a sick question. Most would argue that nothing is worse than the death of an infant.

What do you get if you cross a goat with a horse? Long letters of complaints by animal rights groups

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting mauled by a pack of hungry wolves

How do you kill someone? Shoot them. How do you kill someone with a knife? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a car? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a jet? Put the gun in the propeller

All your facts check out, so I sent a little search team to find someone selling us out, it turns that they are after the leader of "The order" and "The king`s throne", so unless you got some small sub-department going on, point zero is in danger, ill explain everything once this is over.

cory

there are three women witch one is married? the one with the ring on its finger

Roses are red, and blood is too. But violets are purple. NOT FUCKING BLUE.

How do you give a cold sore to catnip? Because he needed lemon juice

2 penguins in a tub. one looks to the other an says, "pass the bar of soap." the other looks at him.."what do you think i am, a typewriter?"

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