23 convicts were showering. One of them dropping his soap bar. The person next to him picked it up, and the one who dropped it said thanks.

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what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

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what do you call the quadriplegic man who went water skiing? Skip

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Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

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I'm a blonde... rejected from Kaplan.

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Listen Supervisor, this is Agent Clarke of the GOV and the WHO, I suggest you respond ASAP, I suggest you put set me in touch with either Lady, or Axel Knight right away, this is a matter of your personal security.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock -Who's there Not Sarah

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dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "why the long face?" The horse replies "my whole family was killed in 911... And I used the money I got from life insurance to get plastic surgery to always have a smile on my face. My doctor botched the surgery, so now my face is elongated. Even for a horse, of course."

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What do you call a terrible Therapist that shoots coke up his nose? Sickman, Sickman Fraud.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 eight 9

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What happened to the homeless man at midnight? He took a shit on the ground

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what do You call a white man killing a black man? a accident

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What's worse than being hit with a falling brick? Being hit with many falling bricks. -ilikecrepes97

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What's the sound of one hand clapping? The same as two hands; just not as loud.

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'Why the long face?' The horse replies 'I've got AIDS.'

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How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

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How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, The first line is spelled wrong, Ha, I tricked you

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Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

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What do Miley and Billy Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

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What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

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I remember the last words my grandpa said before he kicked the bucket. I bet I can kick this bucket. He missed and had a heart attack.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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