why did the chicken cross the road because it wanted to get hit by a car

oh hai i'm al gore reduce ur carbon footprint lolz

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is it normal to be sexualy atracted to numbers?

Finn: Jake, why can your body do all of those magical things? Jake: What do you mean? Finn: Oh never mind. And they both proceeded to enjoy a delicious breakfast.

A bus with 12 black guys is driven off a cliff. What is the sad part of this story? ... Our beloved president was not involved.

Why didn't Jane text James? Because she was kidnapped.

I've got a fever, and the only prescription is more ibuprofen...

The Piglodocus has been featured in films such as "Jurassic Pork" and "Land before Swine".

Why did the penis cross the road? Because a man was humping the chicken

What do you get when you cross a rooster with a cocker spaniel? Nothing, because roosters and Dog's don't mix.

Why did the cave men discover fire? They were the only humans on earth.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot n' spicy and the other analyzes urine. -Emo Phillips

what is bad about being a black jew? you have to sit in the back of the oven

Asian: what time is it? other person: time for you to open your eyes.

Dennis: you can make anything out of coppersulfate Austin: But copper sulfate can make things out of you

Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

What did the mom say to her daughter? I love you.

A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

Stop making 9/11 jokes their just plane unfunny

My little league baseball coach measured the team for cups. Its 9 years later and we still dont have those cups.

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