- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My name's Forrest Gump. People call me Forrest Gump.

Why was Osama Bin Laden so hard to find? His hiding place was difficult to come across.

What does A.D.D stand for? Attention deficit disorder

What do trees and people have in common? If you hit them enough times with an axe they will fall over.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

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B=boy G=girl B:hey i got a good nock nock joke but you have to start it G:okay nock nock B:whos there?

Someone dies every second. That's 60 a minute. 3600 a hour. 86,400 a day. 604,800 a week. 31,536,000 a year. But thankfully- I don't live in Zimbabwe.

Oooh. That fish smells delicious.

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel

Why is Michael Jackson bad at chess ? Because he is dead.

Facilitator huh? Sounds like someone that kills someone standing in the way, or bribes off others.

What is a gremlin's favorite snack? Gremlins aren't real.

A man and a woman have drunk, unprotected sex, and 9 months later, they have a beautiful baby girl. What did they call her? An accident.

Yo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!!!

What was a hard time for people? the great depression

Tim is a bald headed prick with an annoying voice and he looks like a clean shaven Walter White if he was on the same drugs that he was making and he looks like he smokes too much because the wrinkles on his forehead look like lips.

What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

I fear I do, maybe someone fooled you, but that was originally one of my aliases.

A deaf man is listening to the radio. Think about it.

A generous manager, an honest lawyer, a responsible politician and a dodo bird fall off a cliff. Who survives?. None, they are all long since extinct.

Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

What do you get when you offer a blond a penny for his thoughts? Change.

y was man afaid of fire?, cuz its hot

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