A boy plays in his garden. Then he fall and his knee hurts a lot, but he doesn't cry. Do you know why? Because he's dead.

Whats 1+1? window!

What's worse then a worm in your apple? When your apples a human

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

How do you put a baby to sleep? Snap its neck.

How many Jews can you fit into a car? Depending on the size of the car, you should be able to safely fit somewhere between 2 and 8.

Knock knock Who's there Joe Aids who's?

Boy: what to hear a joke? girl: sure. Boy: woman rights.

Q: How do you drown a black guy? A: Hold his head underwater and sit on his back.

how many people with ADHD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes

The awkward moment when you are reading these jokes and either it's not funny or you don't get it...

What do u get when you mix a young asian woman and a black man? Tiger Woods

What does a black person and ebola have in common? They both kill people

A guy went to a girl asked if she wanted to have sex with him. She said yes and they promptly had sex.

Why don't gingerbread cookies have souls? Cookies don't have souls.

Why did the gay man buy a prius? because it is a very fuel efficient car and will save him a lot of money of gas

Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

Yo momma's so hairy when you were born you almost died from rug burn.

What did the snowman say when winter was ending? -Nothing you dumbass

the man walk in to the shop and brought a pet nothing

why was the kid laying in the middle of the baseball field? he was shot in the face then mauled by a bear.

Why did Sally fly off the swing, She had no arms Knock knock *Who's there* Not Sally

Two muffins are in an oven. And by muffins I mean jews. They both die a horrible death.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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