what has four legs but cant move? dead dog

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Your moms so fat she weighs 200 kilograms

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

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Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so therefore i must be a pig

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*knock knock* i have diarrhea

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the reason why waldo is hiding from chuck norris is because they are playing hide and seek.

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What did one dinosaur say to the other? Nothing and if you think dinosaurs talk you might need to be diagnosed for having Schizophrenia. Invega is a subtle treatment.

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rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

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Q: What did Steve say to his teacher on the first day of school? A: "My name is Steve."

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A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink.

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-Knock, knock. -Is it the pizza man? -No. -Then go away.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems make sense. 5

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Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

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Lindsay Lohan

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whats long, hairy, and has one eye? my cat fluffy, he has cancer.

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Why was Samantha crying? Because her hair got stuck in a fan.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? To visit the graves of his wife and only daughter who were killed in a car accident at the fault of a drunk driver many years prior.

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What do you call a black man with a gun a soldier who is fighting for his country

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What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

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Scratch and Sniff [________] smells like glass doesn't it?

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why did jenny drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock who's there? not jenny.

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Once there was an egg by the name of Steve. His name was Steve the Egg.

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What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible to try out for his school's football team. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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