Three men are on a plane (note this is a low altitude plane) they're are going on they're 2nd grizzly bear hunting trip in Alaska. they crash into a mountain and all die. except the pilot. he left the wreckage and died from the freezing temperatures of an Alaskan winter.

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its all shi.ts and giggles.... ......until someone giggles and s.hits

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Did you hear the one about the guy who couldnt find his shoes? No? ok ill talk to someone who will get the reference

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Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name ia not Mark.

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Why was the man denied access to the college Because he did not have good grades in the past.

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Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

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What did the mom say to her daughter? I love you.

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Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

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What do you call the Doctor who graduated at the bottom of his class? Doctor.

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What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

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rawrrrrrrrrrrr

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Roses are red Olives are Black come to my and will smoke some crack

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What did the coat say to the dog? Nothing, the coat was inanimate

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A: What do you call a female bombing the white house? Q: A terrorist

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What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

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A guy walks into a bar

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Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

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God Nero, Marry me now! I removed the nose thingie but it wont stop.

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I tried to play soccer a long time ago. I didn't score and managed to get red card... Then I realized it was not my thing

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Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

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How does Fred drink his milk? -computer

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Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

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