- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A pirate walks into a doctors office with ship's wheel attached to his crotch. Pirate: "Arrrrrr, do ya accept Kaiser Permanente?" Doctor: "Yes, but there's a $20 co-pay."

Knock knock? Who's there? Why don't you answer the damn door and find out for yourself?

"Knock knock," said the guy about to deliver a knock knock joke.

Why did the fat guy pick up a noodle from the floor with his buttcheeks? He felt like pasta.

What happened after Jimmy fell off the cliff? He died.

what do mexicans cross? whatever they want. but in this case their local grocery store parking lot to buy fresh produce.

Q: How do you starve a Black family? A: By not giving any Food.

What did the penis say to the condom? Cover me i'm going in.

Has anyone else noticed that the very least popular and the most popular anti-joke on this site are both related to the Holocaust.

It's okay we all love you, except me, and everyone else.

Q) What did the Hobo get for Xmas? A) Nothing

Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red OMFG MY LAWN IS ON FIRE !!!?

Don't read this or I'll be angry ...…...... Darn you...

Jon waits in his driveway for a bit then rides off to a lemonade stand but doesn't stop because the stand is surrounded by police who have arrested the kids at the stand for selling spiked lemonade. He continues past the stand and goes somewhere else (probably Subway).

What's long hard and full of seman. A submarine.

What doesn't kill you leaves you in a coma.

Fun Fact: If you lay out all of the veins in your body out, You will die

Why is the boy lying down on the floor? The chandelier fell on him.

What did the penguin wearing a blue sweater say to the sink? I am a penguin wearing a blue sweater.

A manly man drives up in a yellow bug, What do the girls think? They think its very manly! (;

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A very unfortunate blind fish.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

A:Knock knock B:Who´s there? A:Beat B:Beat who? A:Beat your ass if you don´t open that door!!

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