haha women's rights.....what a joke.

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Your momma is so fat that she decided to begin an exercise program and eat healthy and she lost weight.

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Why did Marilyn Manson surgically remove 2 ribs from his body? To suck his own penis.

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why was the cream sad? he was frozen and turned into a popular dessert

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I f*cked your mom last night and she liked it. 8====D~~~~

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What is the difference between a white gut and a black guy? The level of melanin in their skin.

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why did the boy fall off his bike? because his mum through a fridge at him

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken is now getting flowers for her dead children that got hit buy multiple cars, also the chicken is a human mother.

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if you have a name/nickname/brand/version or number, please like this anti joke

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Why was the pedophile in jail? For indecent exposure to a child.

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whats worse than having the flu? having cancer

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What do you do when you see four black people and a Jew? You buy them

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What did the doctor say to the person who is suffering from obesity? Run fatass Run

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Did you hear about Phil in accounting? No? Well he was trying to make a new type of car. He took the seats from a ford engine from a dodge, and the frame from a toyota. Do you know what he got? 5 years in jail.

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I EAT YOUR SOUL. NOM NOM.

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whats the difference between a dead body and a car with doors that open in a diagnal manner one was never alive to begin with

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If your dying how would you avoid getting eaten alive by sharks or rip to shreds by a T-Rex? Fall on a sword

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What did the white man say to the black bartender? I'll have a pint please.

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This will be the least popular anti-joke. Dislike this joke.

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What's big and messy? A big mess

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50 gay man and a homophobe are in a nightclub in Florida ...you know how the rest goes.

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what goes ha ha ha ..plop? We are all going to die.

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Why did the boy drop his vannlai ice cream?because Vannlia ice came.

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