- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

Why did my car stop suddenly? I had arrived at my appropriate destination.

Q: what white hard and huge and it can kill you if you fall out of a tree? A: a refrigerator

Did you know that onions is the only food that makes you cry? Oh? Really? Positive. what if I threw a coconut at you're face. ...

How many eskimos does it take to build an igloo? It depends... probably about six or seven.

what is almost like Jesus? Jesus

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

Q: How many teenagers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they just sit in the dark and complain about it.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in every apple.

What was funny about the Halocast? Nothing, thousands of innocent people died

What's a dead baby look like? I don't know, I don't fap with my eyes open.

What do you call an asian jumping off of a building? A suicide victim.

Who is the most famous black person? Michael Jackson, except he's not black.

Tell me you're a rapist. You're a rapist. This joke makes no sense. Mashed potatoes.

Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

What the difference between a black person and a piece of shit in a bucket? The bucket

Why was the strict Asian father angry when his son got an A- on his test? He found out that his son had been cheating.

Why cant stevie wonder read? Because he is blind

When life gives you lemons, squirt the juice in life's eyes. Then life won't trust you with lemons.

Why didn't the girl's ring fit? She had no fingers.

Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by two giant black scorpions.

how do you stop a baby from crying? Slit its throat

But that just reinforces the negative stereotype that women don't have penises.

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