- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the blonde fall down a mineshaft? Beacuse the rapist needed somewhere to hide the body

Red are roses Blue are violets Dyslexic am I.

How do you make a girl scout cry? Kill her family.

what kind of pizzas did the twin tower executives order on 9-11? two large "planes"

What's worst than realizing your mom is actually a transvestite? Simultaneously realizing this means you are adopted

knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

How do u get a dog to sit? Teach it to sit then tell it to sit.

Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

Why did the math student refuse to do his geometry homework? Straight lines do not exist, so there is no real world application to any geometric shape.

Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

What did the rock say to the tree. It didn't say anything, rocks don't talk.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

what is black and white and read all over? A penguin in a blender

Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

What would you call Shaquille O'Neal if he was on the moon? Shaquille O'Neal, or any nickname you may have for him.

What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

what did the apple say to the orange ? nothing, apples are a fruit and do not have any organs which allow it to be able to talk.

A man gets kicked in the testicles... Ow

Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

Boy: Why is the sky blue? Man: Because it is

Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

Last Christmas I gave you my heart. I am still waiting for a transplant.....

Roses are blue Violets are unicorns This doesn't make sense Refrigerator

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at him.

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