what did one toilet say to the other toilet? i would love to flush u

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why did the circus boy not do his homework? because he was in a coma.

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Yo momma so fat that when she sat on the bible jesus poped out.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? He had no legs

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A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a whiskey sour and a mop.

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Why didn't the boy want to go to school? Because it was 3am.

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How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Any number if compressed sufficiently. At neutron star density all babies in the world would fit.

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What do you call an armless, legless man hanging on a wall? Art.

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How do catch Lady GaGa's attention? Have a Bad Romance

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I slept through the Dark Knight movie....turns out I was pretty tired.

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what do you call a black person who flies a plane? a pilot, you racist

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

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Why did Teddy eat dirt? Because he was hungry.

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A buddhist walks up to a hotdog stand asks the server to make him one with everything

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CJTheBEST Sticks and stones, May break my bones, Because i have osteoperosis

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A Jew, a Christian and a Muslim are on a plane to France. When they arrive in Paris one will go visit a friend who recently found inspiration in the many magical streets of the city and is in the middle of a year abroad. Another will search for a job and home to support himself and any future family that he might choose to have in the future. The last will check into a hotel and proceed to have a wonderful time seeing all the sights that Paris has to offer.

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Awe the sky is crying.... No it's peeing

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What is the difference between a pig and a crow? One is a animal that Is butchered to be eaten as a wonderful meat product. And the other is a pretentious asshole bird that no one likes.

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What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

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everyone dislike the first joke on page one

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What's the best part of having sex with twenty-four year olds? There's 20 of them.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

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Once there was an egg by the name of Steve. His name was Steve the Egg.

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Whats better then a guard llama two Guard llamas

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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