- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My spelling is horrible

what did the first fire hi-grin say to the second fire hi-grin nothing they can talk it what just really awkward.

What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

A Jew, an Irishman and a Russian walk into the bar and the bartender says, "Get the Hell out."

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There was a fat man crying. I just told him the local Mc D's was arson attacked.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They then proceed to bake into tasty pastries which are then eaten for snacks or maybe a light breakfast.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his mother at the hospital who is dying of cancer.

When did Rick Santorum realize he was gay? When we woke up with a bloody condom in his ass.

You!!!!!! Cause your whole existence is just one big joke.

What does a black guy get for Christmas? Everything you own

When Glenn looks in the mirror all he sees is Nicole Sipes.

Why was it okay for the people in the hospital to laugh at the patient with narcolepsy? It wasn't. The patients were treated due to moral obligations. But the doctors that laughed had either been fired or warned, depending on if there were previous reports of exploitation of patients.

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died

Whats grosser then gross? A dead puppy in a barrel. Whats grosser the a dead puppy in a barrel? A dead puppy in two barrels. Created by : go josh or ty :D

Whats SxB-Tin+Shack+b= SB FUCKING B

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Sex

Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell bad.

why did the small boy drop his ice cream ? because he has no hands

Shiiit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Taken from all sorts of species! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Bengal tiger, kangaroo, African elephant, blue whale too! Shit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-lala-lala!

How do you kill a jew? Same way you would anyone

What more orange that a lime? Most things.

Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Only musicians will understand.

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