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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: The red house is to the left and the blue house is to the right. Where is the white house? A: 3 blocks down from the red house

Dylan F is stupid He goes to his cousins house Then falls into a pit Moves on

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

what is the meaning of life? i dont know, but im fairly sure its not 42

your mom is so fat that she had to start going to a gym to exercise and get her weight under control.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face" The horse responds "My daughter has cancer"

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a mission for N.A.S.A.

Q. How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Who knows? It's dark!

What did the homosexual community have last night? A protest for gay rights.

How many dead babies can you fit inside Casey Anthony's trunk? Trick question. She didn't do it.

What do you get when two black men walk into a bar? A few salesmen celebrating their recent pay raise.

What do you call a smelly black person? An African american with poor hygiene

-Your mom worked as a prostitute and died a virgin.

Whats long, hard, and makes a girl excited? A penis.

What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

"How high are you?" "I don't know, sir." "Well, look at the god damn altimeter."

One day 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why didn't the chicken cross the road?!

What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? A pizza is an Italian food and a jew is a human that practices the Jewish faith

Ten black people are on the 100th floor of a 110 floor building. They are going to die because they are trapped in the World Trade Center and are leaving a very happy life with their loving families.

How many babies can you fit in a blender? None, the blender is too small. Also it is illegal to kill a baby infant because they are considered human. You can get life in prison or the death penalty for committing such a heinous crime.

whats black and white and black and white and black and white? a penguin rolling down a hill whats black and white and laughing? the penguin that pushed him

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