cory is gay

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Why didn't gram-pa give his grandson a Birthday present? Because he had Alzheimer's and forgot about him.

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Yo mama so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through.

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what did one waiter say to the other? were waiters.

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How did the man know he was gay? Australia is full of kangaroos

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Once there was a giant Pringle. His family was dead, his wife committed suicide. So one day he was walking to work, when he met a genie! The genie granted him three wishes. The Pringle's first wish was to have lots of money. His second wish was to have his wife back. Before he could complete his wishing, he awoke in a hospital where he was hooked up to life support and was in severe pain. His wife wasn't really dead, but he was out drinking and accidentally walked across a motorway and got hit by a huge lorry.

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Doctor I have a headace! The doctor was dead.

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what did the jew say to the other jew in WWII?..... "We're both going to die."

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An american, canadian, and mexican are on a skyscraper. Canadian: (pulls off maple leaf) we have to many of these in our country (throws off building) Mexican: (pulls out burrito) we have to many of these in our country (throws off building) American: (looks at mexican) we have to many of these in our country (pushes mexican off building)

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why was the girl unhappy? because she was stapled to a shark.

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A rabbi, a nun, and a homosexual walk into a bar. They proceed to get drunk, and party like its 1972. Oh yeah. And your dad was just killed by a refrigerator.

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Where does Mario go after you finish the game? Drug rehab.

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A man walks into a park. He gets abducted and raped by flying asparagus.

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How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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What do you call cheese that you don't own? Cheese.

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What's green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree, it'll kill you? A pool table.

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There was a little boy and a little girl in a bathtub having a bath. Suddenly the little girl looked down at the boy. "Can I touch it?" "No way -- you already broke yours off!"

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Burrinbar Smells like incest anal sex!

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A man walks into a bar. Oh, wait, no. It was a horse. So... A man walks into a horse

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It's okay we all love you, except me, and everyone else.

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WHY DONT WE HAVE BOTH?

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What did the single woman get for Christmas? Raped.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool? Phil, because that's his name.

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