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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A fully grown cow walks into a man's house and says to him, "Hey, how have you been?" Traumatized by the vivid circumstances, the man falls to the floor and begins sobbing relentlessly until he passes out onto the floor from a violent mental breakdown.

Today, my house burned to the ground. FML.

Theres this black guy who goes to a gun shop and buys a .45 and then goes to get a permit and uses it responsibly....

Yo mama so short she often has to ask you to retrieve items from the top shelf of her cabinet.

Why couldn't kitty drink it's milk?\ It's face was nailed to the floor

Three midgets walk into a bar. The first one orders a beer, the second one orders whiskey, and the third one ordered water because all three of them had agreed that he would be the designated driver that night.

How do you stop a little boy from annoying you? You chop his balls of. Why was the little boy sad? Because someone chopped his balls off.

A horse walks in to a bar. The barman says: "Why the long face?" The horse does not reply because it is a horse and can neither speak nor understand English. The horse is startled by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables on it's way out.

Q: what do you call a camel with a garbage bag on its head? A: A ziploc baggie

what's grosser then 1000 babies stapled to a tree?? 1 baby stapled to 1000 trees

What's scarier than a ghost? Practically anything as ghosts aren't real.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A wood chuck could chuck as much wood as a wood chuck would if a wood chuck could chuck wood.

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who's driving? The taxi driver.

How do you kill a baby swinging on a rope attached to a pole at 40 miles an hour? Hit it with a shovel.

Why did the young girl fall off her bike? Because somebody threw a fridge at her.

What's the difference between a duck?

"Ask me if I'm a tea pot" "Are you a tea pot?" "No" Try this on your friends

what kind of person would you call dumb the ones who read anti jokes

what is the difference between an octopus and a dead dolphin? one as tentacles the other is dead.

once, my brother took my lard and gave it to the less fortunet

"The hills are alive..." Impossible, hills can never be alive.

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

Kid- "Where do babies come from?" Mom- (commits suicide)

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit on the way there.

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