- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why aren't there any painkillers in the jungle? because of the unethical and unscrupulous practices of big pharma

What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

How did Helen Keller burn the side of her face? She didn't use enough sunscreen.

Did you know, every time you close your eyes, a ghost appears. Once you open your eyes it disappears. PROVE I'M WRONG!?

What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

Whats the difference between a black man and a paraplegic? A paraplegic doesn't walk out on his family

Why did helen keller's dog run away? He lost track of his destination and got lost.

What is yellow and white and goes 150 miles down a railroad track? a duck.

Q: What did the little jewish boy get for his birthday in 1940? A: The holocaust.

A man is eating in a restaurant and says, "Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!" The waiter says, "I'm sorry, can I bring you some salad instead?"

You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

What did Justin beiber get for Christmas? A dildo.

Why did Lil' Susie leave her blue rain boots at home? Because she had stumps for legs. To attempt to wear them would only hurt her emotionally.

Why does a squirrel have the tail at the back? Because at the front it's the squirrel.

What does the ship say when it's cold? Shiver me timbers

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Sure, I was not born yesterday, sounds serious, what is it?

Knock Knock Who's There Nobody Nobody Who?

Robin, get in the car!

so a man walks into a bar and Cancer

Who has no penis Religious Believers

Knock knock knock OCD

What do you call a bookstore with explosive offers? Barnes and Cher-Noble.

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