Yo mama's so fat because her BMI is considered obese on the scale.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

If an old person falls in the middle of the woods do they make a sound? No their died.

Why did the guy die. He OD on drugs

how do you make a boy cry you cut out his eyes

What did the alcoholic Indian do? Continued to drink and further worsen his people's stereotype.

Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

Bigfoot, the loch ness monster, and self-respecting Justin Beiber fans are all the same, your told they exist, it's not true.

What do you call a girl with one leg? Eileen

Your mums a potato

What's worse than one cat stuck in a tree? Getting raped

Why did the Jewish man leaves a coffee shop without leaving a tip? He was homeless and spent his last cents on the coffee.

Q: How do you make a baby float. A: Put it in a blender and add ice cream.

What did the fat confused man say? I am confused.

What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

Wanna hear a funny joke? Look at the next joke.

I was sitting in traffic the other day. I was runover.

What do you call a Black White supremisist? Well you see the Black man was blind and thought he was a racists redneck. He then contracted cancer.

A homeless man gets a computer. Later that day he is found dead inside the computer.

They say that there's more than one way to skin a cat...so far iv only found the one.

What's the difference between a Obama and a drug-dealer? I don't know what? I don't know, I was asking if you know...

What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

A man walks into a bar owned by horses. The bartender says, "Why the short face?"

What do you say when your hot chocolate is to hot? This hot chocolate is too hot.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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