I haven't been this tired since the last time I was tired

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How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

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Whats worse than a creep? ..... Paul sweeney!

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I am the best i am the worst My wife was buried in hearse

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What's white and sticky.... Jizz

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How many dead babies can you fit in a trunk? 37.

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What did the german speech therapist say to his mute patient? There a few methods we can use to help you obtain the power of speech.

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Me: Knock Knock Mom: Who's there? Me: Jason Mom: Jason who Jason: HOW COULD YOU FORGET ME I CAN'T BELRIVE YOUR ALZHEIMER'S HAS GOTTEN THAT BAD! WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN TO ME BWAAA! *Jason sadly died short after from a bus hitting him*

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What do you call two black people in the same sleeping bag? A newly married couple on their camping adventure honeymoon.

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A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

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What did one new born baby say to the other new born baby.? Babies don't have teeth therefore they are unable to talk.

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Roses are red Violets are blue We decapitated some little children Now I'm in jail too.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall again? Because somebody put her back on. Why wasn't she able to hug her dad? Because she has no dad.

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How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

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what is funnier than one dead baby in a dumpster? There is nothing funny about the homicide of a minor, and the murder should be immediately investigated.

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How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the fridge door and place the elephant inside. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the fridge door, remove the elephant, and place the giraffe inside. There is a party at the zoo. All of the zoo animals attend, except one. Which one? The giraffe, because he is in the fridge.

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why did the man fall? cuz he jumped from a building

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What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

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why did the blind kid cross the road... because he was sick of being blind

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Oh NOES! She does worry about me! YOU MUST APOLOGIZE! Relax, the body has two sources of happy drugs, one is the sweet calm stuff I am really bad at, and the other comes with adrenaline and stuff, the name of which I do not remember, both are important, but yeah, I am a thrill seeker, and when I do not find them, I make a thrill out of whatever I got, whatever that means.

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Did you hear about the blonde that crashed her car? No. Is she okay?

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Women's rights.

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What do you call a bookstore with explosive offers? Barnes and Cher-Noble.

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What dinosaur makes honey? The Bee Rex.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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