Q: What did the Jewish man say to the Muslim man? A: Hello, how are you today? Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

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There were a dog and a cat in a family house. The dog turned to the cat and said .. nothing because a dog can not speech the human language.

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An alligator was found wearing a vest. The investigator had no comment... As alligators are incapable of speech. ^^^

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Why's Jeds head so big? Curley wurly.

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Why did the man drop one dozen long stem roses? Because he was hit by a taxi cab

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms. Why doesnt she have arms? they got bit off by a shark. Knock knock. Who's there? Not the girl.

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Ain't idn't a word.

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How many wheelchair users does it take to change a light bulb? - They are not physically capable

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A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog so instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

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woman's rights

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Do you know what would happen if Hitler was still alive today. Nothing he's not.

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All of these jokes are about white people

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I'm going as the joker for halloween

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good morning. good day. good night. good to see you santa

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What type of party do you throw when your fat? A baby shower.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What did Ann Frank say when she dropped her icecream Nothing because she was captured by Natzis

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Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

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Why did you mom shop at Wal-Mart? She had a coupon

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Why did the boy drop his peanuts and crackerjacks? He had a sudden heart attack and died at the age of 10

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

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A: Knock Knock B: Who's There? Person B came down with a serious case of amnesia that day and can't remember who anyone is.

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What's better than a stick? A stone

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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